I won't post a pic of my ARSE, but...

[DEATH_INC.]

BTW, book time next year, July, BIG PARTAY! Maha 50

Done. Lemme know what day though or I'll have to book the whole month off....

[jaffaonajappa]

You can all go kiss my ass.......

I read four pages of Drivel looking for some free bum photos. Theres nada. Zip. Zilch?

[vifferman]

Meh... or like that there.
My problem is, I used to be in a job where I had nothing to do, so I spent all day on KB.
Now I have to at least look like I'm working, and the vifferbabe makes Marge Simpson sound effects if I go on bike forums during my relaxation time at home.

Plus I think when they chainsawed me up the middle last year, they hacksidentally removed my mojo by mistake loik.
'S been an interesting last couple of years though ('cepting on KB): apart from hospital and 8 or 9 mumfs of physio, I've visited 7 or 8 countries, had my first car crash since 1978 (2-day old Peugeot 308 in Epernay), and swum in the Mediterranean.

[Big Dave]

So 'interesting' is a metaphor for people behaving like arseholes.

There are lots of people on here whose company and banter I enjoy still.

Viffer - I wouldn't worry about it - you never had Mojo. :-)

[PrincessBandit]

BTW, book time next year, July, BIG PARTAY! Maha 50

So we can look forward to a wide screen "mug shot" of the various arses which grace your living room/back yard (bit cold in winter maybe)??? All those 'vertical smiles', trou down and all that? hehehehehe

[007XX]

I defy anyone not to want to lick that lovely pair of buns

As long as no one tries to bite it, thank you very much!

Maha does a good group ride

Oh does he, now?

BTW, book time next year, July, BIG PARTAY! Maha 50

Ooooooooohh, now we're talking...Do we get to cross dress him for the occasion? He'd look hawt in fishnets

You can all go kiss my ass.......

I read four pages of Drivel looking for some free bum photos. Theres nada. Zip. Zilch?

Stop bitching, ya ratbag... You're all take and no give eh! Still waiting to see your peaches on here

Now I have to at least look like I'm working, and the vifferbabe makes Marge Simpson sound effects if I go on bike forums during my relaxation time at home.
.

Yikes...that sounds like fun Good to "see" you again though.

[jaffaonajappa]

Stop bitching, ya ratbag... You're all take and no give eh! Still waiting to see your peaches on here

That little pic thingy after telling me to place my peaches on it....Is that a tongue?

Luv Ya!

[007XX]

That little pic thingy after telling me to place my peaches on it....Is that a tongue?

Luv Ya!

PMSL... So that's what you're into uh!

Still, downtrou boy, or stop moaning

[oldrider]

Unless there is a "request" to display it.

Official "request" lodged here!

Did you know that a fantasy minds-eye picture of your arse is more powerful than a whole kingsize bottle of Viagra pills taken at once? ..

.. (Scientifically tested, schoolboys, do not try this at home!)

[avgas]

What the fuck happened here!

Oh I had a baby boy (well the wife did). To top things off work thought it would be cool to send me away every bloody week to some shithole part of NZ.
So my postings are a minimum.

I barely have time to check the latest porn out.
Fuck knows if I could ride a motorbike anymore. They are those things that carry 1 or 2 people on the water right?????

[Big Dave]

Sorry to hear that fellah, guess you'll have to take up draughts or sumatt instead

He'll stand them on their edges to play.

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Can I see your bottom please, Mom?

You do know how wrong the above statement looks don't you???

[jaffaonajappa]

You do know how wrong the above statement looks don't you???

At least he spelt it without the U. Its better than 'Bendy time mummy' yes?

[Maha]

Yup, the place is too full of fags now Ya can't post anything vaguely fun coz It isn't pc and everyone gets on their high horse about it. Can't be fucked anymore.

I used to be Mahaman but had to drop the man bit cos' moi done buyed an 'Onda...
Kiss my Arse suckers.
its ok really, cos I use wet wipes

[Qkkid]

The front also.

Possibly stabbed in the side also