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  1. 5th July 2005, 23:39 #1
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    Little Jonny

    Little Jonny was at school and the teacher asked him " Jonny why have you got a cat with you?"
    Jonny replied in tears " I heard the milkman tell mummy that when the kid went to school he was going to eat her pussy!"
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  2. 6th July 2005, 06:48 #2
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    Bet he got fur in his teeth.....
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    lol poor Johnny...
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    they're quite good on toast.....
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    What do you call a Roman soldier with pubic hair in his teeth?

















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  7. 6th July 2005, 22:04 #7
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