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    Man wakes after 21 hours in morgue fridge

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/5339...-morgue-fridge

    And this has to be quote of the week!
    "I couldn't believe it!" Maqolo said. "I was also scared. But they are my employees and I had to show them I wasn't scared, so I called the police."
    Very brave indeed!

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    Radical Asthma treatment. I bet the morgue workers had a few breathing issue though.

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    Ghosts?

    And they're the ones that complain they get depicted as simple folks in movies and books lol

    But then again I'd be freakin' out too lol

    Even more so if I woke up in pitch black fridge
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    "I was glad they had their firearms, in case something wanted to fight with us," Maqolo said.

    What did he think? Some killer Zombie was going to emerge?

    That's unbeleivably strange .. why didn't he die of hypothermia?
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    I suffer a little seasonal asthma and don't like the cold too much, now I suffer from nervous tension as well!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    I suffer a little seasonal asthma and don't like the cold too much, now I suffer from nervous tension as well!
    I get asthma really back when im sick,
    I find the best treatment for my attacks is the cold, helps me breath for some reason.

    But all and all, FUCK THAT.

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    The undertaker said he was dead good salesman huh...
    Kupelo, the health department spokesman, urged South Africans to call on health officials to confirm that their relatives are really dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuknKIWI View Post
    The undertaker said he was dead good salesman huh...
    Kupelo, the health department spokesman, urged South Africans to call on health officials to confirm that their relatives are really dead.
    If he had made it to the embalming table he would of been dead for sure then!

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