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    Headbanger's guide to making friends and shit

    Righto, The Headbangers guide to righteousness

    The old way (no good)

    -I'm going to rape your dog, and then I'm going to use that dog to rape your mum.And it will be the best experience of their lives.

    This is no good, it offends people and they won't be your new friend, in fact they will think your a big cunt and will want to stab you on the face.

    The new "good" way.

    Kick the dog, get the mum drunk and fuck her, then do her daughter as well. Don't mention it to anyone until your pissed and you realise the entire world needs to know.

    This is great, you get your fun, and people don't know how big a cunt you are until you're boozed and then you aren't capable of caring, and then you can go see their mum again.

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    Wot happens if no dog is available??
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Wot happens if no dog is available??
    I think Headbanger would be happy with whatever sort of animal he can get hold of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Wot happens if no dog is available??
    ... or the dog has standards ...
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    Do you have some new friends?

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    What if 'Mum' is a dog?

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    I am appalled and disgusted. 'Headbanger's'.

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    never been apalled, whats it like?
    I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........

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    I've been a pall bearer a few times: thats not so much fun usually
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodman View Post
    never been apalled, whats it like?
    It's like when you make a typo on an appple compputer.

    The other one I'm doing a lot lately is teh. It's like a keyboard stutter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    It's like when you make a typo on an appple compputer.
    Bugger i have used u my " " allowance, otherwise my s elling would be erfect.
    I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    I've been a pall bearer a few times: thats not so much fun usually
    Better than being carried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodman View Post
    Bugger i have used u my " " allowance, otherwise my s elling would be erfect.
    All I am saying is give 'p's a chance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    All I am saying is give 'p's a chance.
    Otherwise instant karma will get you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    Otherwise instant karma will get you...
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