Righto, The Headbangers guide to righteousness
The old way (no good)
-I'm going to rape your dog, and then I'm going to use that dog to rape your mum.And it will be the best experience of their lives.
This is no good, it offends people and they won't be your new friend, in fact they will think your a big cunt and will want to stab you on the face.
The new "good" way.
Kick the dog, get the mum drunk and fuck her, then do her daughter as well. Don't mention it to anyone until your pissed and you realise the entire world needs to know.
This is great, you get your fun, and people don't know how big a cunt you are until you're boozed and then you aren't capable of caring, and then you can go see their mum again.
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