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    The fall guy takes another...

    My propensity for falling over and hurting myself is well known and somewhat of a family joke. I usually just crack or break a rib or two and skin my knees, but this afternoon I went one better and split my head open on the concrete.

    I was assisting my son-in-law tie our grandson's new bed on the trailer, see, and I'd just chucked a rope over and was climbing over the drawbar when my foot got hooked up and down I went in a classic face-plant! It was a loud and disorientating crack as I hit, scratching and bending my glasses and cracking a rib in the process. I saw stars and bled all over the concrete while son-in-law grabbed the first aid kit and tended my wound. Wife, daughter and grandson came around to the loading bay at the store and were a bit put off to see the blood all over my face, but I reassured them it felt worse than it looked...

    So Mrs. Bear had to drive me to A&M in Red Beach where the nurses behind the counter had little difficulty in ascertaining the reason for my visit.

    Talk about coincidence, the Doc attending to me had just got back from a cosmetic surgery class about how to suture a wound! So I got the best treatment!

    So now I'm in bed having taken several painkillers and feeling very sore. I also hurt my back in the fall, but I've got an appointment for a CT scan on Monday anyway...

    Mrs. Bear is not happy, naturally, as this comes on top of getting a call today that her Mum is in Waikato Hospital having heart surgery and may not survive so we have to go down there tomorrow.
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    Oh dear. Not nice.

    Good to see you can still smile about it.

    Heal up soon Ed

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    Maybe you should start wearing ATGATT
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    Ahh crap what a thing to happen.

    Keep an eye on that back twinge though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daffyd View Post
    Maybe you should start wearing ATGATT
    Funny you should say that, that's pretty much what my son said when he got home from work...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spearfish View Post
    Ahh crap what a thing to happen.

    Keep an eye on that back twinge though.
    Yeah, my surgeon won't be impressed if I stuff up his handywork...
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    Owch! There but for the grace of ...

    Better stories to tell when things get boring?
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    Good suturing doesn't leave scars. Doesn't Mrs Bear dig scars? Heal up quick mate.
    Oh, and best wishes to Mrs Bear's mum

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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    Owch! There but for the grace of ...

    Better stories to tell when things get boring?
    Yeah the Doctor and Nurse were a crackup! The nurse reassured me that chicks dig scars and I said I had a few of those. She said, "What, chicks or scars..?"

    The Doc was praising his own handiwork and reassuring me I was going to have an awesome scar, rather jagged, but well stitched together! I said I was running out of areas of skin without a scar or two, and the Nurse noted from my file that the time before last I was there for skinning my shin while falling off a trailer and the last time was for a cracked rib, as well. I think that was the time I fell down our stairs...
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    Quote Originally Posted by steve_t View Post
    Good suturing doesn't leave scars. Doesn't Mrs Bear dig scars? Heal up quick mate.
    Oh, and best wishes to Mrs Bear's mum
    It's going to take awhile to see how good he was as the wound was bone deep and jagged.

    Thanks for the support for her Mum. She's 80 and hasn't been well for a long time. A lifetime of smoking has given her Emphysema and a weakened heart. She's been housebound for years.
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    Oh, and Mrs. Bear is long over me and my scars...
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    Hmmm.... a bash to the head. Not really what you needed was it?

    Ouch. Stay out of trouble now.
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    I'd like to offer sympathy and all that but I'm afraid it might just encourage you!

    Now listen carefully Ed, "your wife is the blond one" if she can stay out of trouble "so can you", HTFU man! (secret best wishes all the same!)

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    bloody'ell! hope your balance and propensity for accidents on a bike does not parallel that of the rest of your misadventurous life!

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    you need the new zimmerframe from Apple - the iFrame.

    tweets when you fall, diverts your calls and updates KB with a thread...including pics.

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