Bring out your flaming torches!

**Mom** · 3rd August 2011, 06:22

Originally Posted by 98tls

Maybe he was on his way home to the old booze hag saw your arse so decided to light it up awhile,just think eh,hes probably as we type banging the booze hag thinking of nothing more than your lit up bum.

Apparently I have to spread myself around etc...

**Maha** · 3rd August 2011, 06:58

..if a ''cager'' does the slighest of things 'considered wrong' they get hammered...but if its another bike?....all is well. Not so, remember how DB got slapped on here because he does the same thing?...and does not care?

What I notice about some threads is, that some who post, just pick up on the 'tone' of said thread and go with that...
Nothing intelligent is added...
IE: ''Many would have forgotten the event by the time they got home. If indeed it even counts as an event... sorry, what were we talking about?''

**Kickaha** · 3rd August 2011, 07:00

Originally Posted by 98tls

thinking of nothing more than your lit up bum.

Maybe he doesn't have a widescreen imagination

**oneofsix** · 3rd August 2011, 07:04

Originally Posted by Maha

..if a ''cager'' does the slighest of things 'considered wrong' they get hammered...but if its another bike?....all is well. Not so, remember how DB got slapped on here because he does the same thing?...and does not care?

It's dangerous for him and its dangerous for other road users. He is just too stupid to imagine how it is dangerous for him because he is probably caught up in the brighter is better BS. He doesn't realise that the other road users have to actually see him, and not just the bright glow of his light, to avoid him. The full beam light will make the other road user misjudge the distance to him, often making him appear further away than he is.

**Sable** · 3rd August 2011, 07:17

If someone fucks me off with erratic driving and/or stupid irritating shit like braking on straight roads and sitting at 40 I'll quite happily throw on my high beams for them. This guy may have been oblivious that he had high beams on at all?

**Oakie** · 3rd August 2011, 07:49

Originally Posted by Kickaha

Maybe he doesn't have a widescreen imagination

Are you saying that he couldn't be thinking of Mom's bum because he doesn't have widescreen imagination?

**Spearfish** · 3rd August 2011, 08:30

I can assure you Mom that it wasn't me unless your eyes are particularly good then a 6 volt yellow soft glow could possibly cause a few problems.

**nzmikey** · 3rd August 2011, 09:16

MOM I saw both you & MAHA heading down in the morning & then back again last night

I went to wave but as I was in my truck I figured that you would wonder who the hell I was waving at

**Banditbandit** · 3rd August 2011, 09:53

Y'all are assuming this turkey knew firstly that he was on main beam and also that he knew how to dip his light ...

That's a couple of BIG assumptions to make of yer typical 1%er ...

**PrincessBandit** · 3rd August 2011, 18:54

Originally Posted by Mom

Pitch Forks preffered - they leave holes

I'm off to sharpen my bitchfork and get ready to join you for a weiner roast!

**Katman** · 3rd August 2011, 19:00

Originally Posted by The Singing Chef

God i hate that, had a cage do that on my Sunday night ride down to Tauranga, all the way through the Gorge. No matter what hand signal i pulled he never dimmed his lights.

Did the idea of finding somewhere to pull over so they could pass not occur to you?

**Kickaha** · 3rd August 2011, 19:05

Originally Posted by Katman

Did the idea of finding somewhere to pull over so they could pass not occur to you?

Let someone pass voluntarily without putting up a fight? you must be crazy

**jazfender** · 3rd August 2011, 19:10

what's a MUT?

**PrincessBandit** · 3rd August 2011, 19:17

Originally Posted by jazfender

what's a MUT?

No idea. Thread hijack alert though:
while we're on the topic of wtf does "such-and-such" mean, has anyone else heard of "See you next tuesday" being used as a euphemism for "the C word" (another euphemism, as I generally don't say that word)?

I said to a student this afternoon, "see you next Tuesday" and my boss nearly wet himself. Sez him, "did you just say 'see you next Tuesday'?" Me: "uh, yeah, why?" Him: "don't you know what that means?" Me: "er, are you serious? doesn't it mean see you next Tuesday?" Him: "nah, when you want to call someone a C%nt you just say 'C U next Tuesday'"

What the hell? Anyone else heard of this?