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    I must be slow or something. I had to look at it twice to see it. Man I'm stupid but well done.

    One cookie said to his mate when they were put in the oven, "Man it's hot in here." The other cookie said, "Holy fuck! A talking cookie."

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    Quote Originally Posted by XhardxcoreX
    I must be slow or something. I had to look at it twice to see it. Man I'm stupid but well done.

    One cookie said to his mate when they were put in the oven, "Man it's hot in here." The other cookie said, "Holy fuck! A talking cookie."
    Haha, first joke in this thread that actually made me laugh.

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    No offence to any Irish people here...

    What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs floating in a pool?
    Bob

    What do you call an Irishman with a spade in his head?
    Doug

    What do you call an Irishman without a spade in his head?
    Douglas

    What do you call an Irishman laying on your front porch?
    Matt

    What do you call an Irishman laying in a trench?
    Phil

    What do you call an Irishman with a seagull on his head?
    Cliff

    What do you call an Irishman hung on your wall?
    Art

    What do you call an Irishwoman who works in a bank?
    Penny

    What do you call an Irishman good at household chores?
    Andy

    What do you call an Irishwoman good at catching fish?
    Annette

    What do you call an Irishman between two houses?
    Ali

    What do you call an Irishman in your letterbox?
    Bill

    What do you call an Irishwoman setting fire to bills?
    Bernadette!

    What do you call 2 Irishmen hanging near the window?
    Curt & Rod

    What do you call an Irishwoman with only one leg?
    Eileen

    What do you call an Irishman that can breathe underwater?
    Gil

    What do you call an Irishman under a car?
    Jack

    What do you call an Irishman under a Renault?
    Jacque

    What do you call an Irishman with a small penis?
    Justin

    What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs swimming in the Olympics?
    Clever Dick

    What do you call 2 gay Irishmen?
    Sean Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzsean

    Peace hath higher tests of manhood

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