I must be slow or something. I had to look at it twice to see it. Man I'm stupid but well done.
One cookie said to his mate when they were put in the oven, "Man it's hot in here." The other cookie said, "Holy fuck! A talking cookie."
I must be slow or something. I had to look at it twice to see it. Man I'm stupid but well done.
One cookie said to his mate when they were put in the oven, "Man it's hot in here." The other cookie said, "Holy fuck! A talking cookie."
Peace hath higher tests of manhood
than battle ever knew.
Haha, first joke in this thread that actually made me laugh.Originally Posted by XhardxcoreX
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Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
No offence to any Irish people here...
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Peace hath higher tests of manhood
than battle ever knew.
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