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    That would make me an undercover squid. Bike is hardly flashy, and I wear all the gear, but the temptation is there.

    Especially when there's another bike in traffic and you end up splitting at speed together. I swear having an red/orange visor brings out the crazy in me.

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    Here's some more guys!
    (without music, original audio)


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    Keep 'em coming, I've got nothing better to do now I'm bed ridden. Some of these are hilarious
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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Here's what Kawasaki's think of squids.


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    Squids will always be squids even with armour and leathers.


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    The squid's father is going to be pissed.


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    Probably a repost but a favourite of mine..

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    If I recall correctly Squid #1 is a convicted kiddy fiddler. Hoick Ptuuu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    Thank you hotkebab, a good watch!

    This for the uninformed...

    1. Squid

    A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid'

    We were suddenly passed by a chromed out R1 and then when we rounded the bend, we saw the squid wrapped around a tree, he'd probably be alive if he was wearing a helmet.


    An extremely rare animal with a short lifespan. Usually a new sport bike enthusiast with the reasoning of a lunatic, whom you might see thrashing on an R1 wearing sandals, shorts, and a tee.
    When found lying motionless on the pavement, this creature transforms itself into a stream of blood, exposed flesh, and broken limbs. Hence the squid moniker.

    Stupid
    Quick
    Underdressed
    Imminently
    Dead
    Sounds like 'The 20 Minuters'....



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    Another day, another squid.


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    Squids are hazardous, not just to themselves but other traffic too.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqxJeH77K7Q

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hotkebab View Post
    Here's some more guys!
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    Haha....funny. I love the safety socks in the last clip (shoes come off)

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    Saw one at HD the other day. make me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    Sounds like 'The 20 Minuters'....

    -Indy
    Ruff ruff

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    fortunately idiots have endless way to kill themselves...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1NdY...eature=related

    problem is when there is people around...

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