What a muppet

[Chancebmx25]

Got carried away doing wheelies, was probably doing around 80 ish, so not too fast.
It'll heal, it did last time.


Got some proper results, another silly hairline fracture to the pelvis. Good times.

OMG. shit. dude.. lol when did this happen?

[ducatilover]

I'm boggled, well & truly boggled. How old is your girlfriend?

I am not admitting to anything



She's...mumble mumble....

[ducatilover]

OMG. shit. dude.. lol when did this happen?

Yesterday morning, I've had worse

[Chancebmx25]

Yesterday morning, I've had worse

true. sweet as, at least your okay.

[george formby]

Ouch, a hair line fracture of the pelvis?

Just below the merkin then?

Gotta go, I can hear me mam callin, tea's ready.

[wysper]

Yesterday morning, I've had worse

I presume you are no longer talking about your girlfriend.

[ducatilover]

Ouch, a hair line fracture of the pelvis?

Just below the merkin then?

Gotta go, I can hear me mam callin, tea's ready.

Just a shade under the merkin, will need a bigger one to keep it warm now.

I presume you are no longer talking about your girlfriend.

Maybe, maybe not. I've had some pretty rabid females...

[george formby]

Just a shade under the merkin, will need a bigger one to keep it warm now.


Maybe, maybe not. I've had some pretty rabid females...

Genius!! Another wonderful Kiwi export. natural, pure, Possum fur Merkins. Legend

[ducatilover]

I could have women come to my house for sizings.
Brilliant idea.

[mashman]

Got some proper results, another silly hairline fracture to the pelvis. Good times.

Sounds a might tad uncomfy... does that mean you gets good drugs

[ducatilover]

Sounds a might tad uncomfy... does that mean you gets good drugs

I have this awesome immunity to pain meds They did, however, feed me some awesome stuff in the hospital. It made me totally do-lally, was great! Rolled a cigarette and lit the wrong end.....

[Oblivion]

I could have women come to my house for sizings.
Brilliant idea.

Oi!! That better be manual sizing. Not that cheap technological stuff. Nothing is more accurate than a good feel round....I mean measurement.

[ducatilover]

Oi!! That better be manual sizing. Not that cheap technological stuff. Nothing is more accurate than a good feel round....I mean measurement.

This is true, I am very good at feeling...ah, sizing women. It'll give me something to do, won't be playing the piano for a while

[george formby]

My first customer this morning sells plucked Possum fur, sold a bag for $135 last night. She loves the idea of a soft Possum fur merkin.
As I type she is talking to the rug munchers down the road to get some feed back.

I've only been in the shop an hour & I'm boggled again. Happy day #2

[ducatilover]

My first customer this morning sells plucked Possum fur, sold a bag for $135 last night. She loves the idea of a soft Possum fur merkin.
As I type she is talking to the rug munchers down the road to get some feed back.

I've only been in the shop an hour & I'm boggled again. Happy day #2

Can I get a "Doug tax" if they sell?
The flatmates and I are making wheelie jokes.
"Wheelie nice day" etc
One flatmate just left and shouted "I'm going to hit the road"
Bit of humor never hurt anyone

I'm wheelie sore.