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    Yeah, like la lot of good jokes there's truth in that. Pak n Save ads set off cognitive dissonances. Every day low price $11.99 a can.
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    Could you imagine if a male host used this insult to a female in current climate.....

    https://i.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/...hetic-creature
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    No lube mentioned.



    I know Gerbils and Geckos used to be a thing, and the odd Coke bottle, but a dumbell?

    With pictures!

    https://nz.yahoo.com/news/bizarre-2-...223422284.html
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    Patel personally approved Rwanda plan launch after civil servant concerns... so full of fail it defies belief... although free flights to Africa is a great way to keep airlines afloat.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    I had the bad idea of taking a wander through the open petitions section of NZ Parliament today and stumbled upon this gem.

    https://www.parliament.nz/en/pb/peti...al-act-to-make

    Will any of you be kind and double his tally?

    Who knows what other madness lies in there....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dadpole View Post
    I had the bad idea of taking a wander through the open petitions section of NZ Parliament today and stumbled upon this gem.

    https://www.parliament.nz/en/pb/peti...al-act-to-make

    Will any of you be kind and double his tally?

    Who knows what other madness lies in there....
    That’s hilarious. Could be false flag or an FBI style patsy being set up though given the narrative being promoted by our security services.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Patel personally approved Rwanda plan launch after civil servant concerns... so full of fail it defies belief... although free flights to Africa is a great way to keep airlines afloat.
    After experiencing the Syrian refugee crisis the poms know what’s coming if the Ukraine fiasco goes on longer or expands to other nations.
    They’re not in a hurry to experience all that again. The satirists could have fun with all the absurdity involved... “We stand with Ukraine as long as you stay and fight/die in your own country, ohhh you want to come live here yeah nah cobber...”
    Dumping a whole heap of east European people into sub Saharan Africa has major health implications too.... Ebola/aids super virus outbreak anyone?????
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    I expect they are only thinking of sending non-white refugees to Rwanda.
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    Quote Originally Posted by R650R View Post
    After experiencing the Syrian refugee crisis the poms know what’s coming if the Ukraine fiasco goes on longer or expands to other nations.
    They’re not in a hurry to experience all that again. The satirists could have fun with all the absurdity involved... “We stand with Ukraine as long as you stay and fight/die in your own country, ohhh you want to come live here yeah nah cobber...”
    Dumping a whole heap of east European people into sub Saharan Africa has major health implications too.... Ebola/aids super virus outbreak anyone?????
    I seem to remember a few grumbles from the local adults back in the day when it was Poland or Slovakians etc... Poms iz well used to their share of the quota.
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    Priti Patel is not only thick, she's exceedingly nasty. I can't be bothered checking right now, but I seem to recall her family arrived in Britain as refugees from Uganda. Talk about pulling the ladder up behind you.

    Oh, and another interesting titbit from Boris' clown show cabinet. It's reporte that 17 of the 22 would not confirm that they weren't using tax havens or non dom status to avoid paying tax.
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    Silly name syndrome has been a thing for some time. Too many kids these days are christened with silly names and their names regularly feature in the court news. Basically they have no chance in life because their father was a brain dead moron.

    The latest example being the late Kaoss Price.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch View Post
    Silly name syndrome has been a thing for some time. Too many kids these days are christened with silly names and their names regularly feature in the court news. Basically they have no chance in life because their father was a brain dead moron.

    The latest example being the late Kaoss Price.
    Hey that's sexist, plenty of brain dead moron mums doing this too

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    Hey that's sexist, plenty of brain dead moron mums doing this too


    Nothing in this disproves my theory.
    https://www.stuff.co.nz/taranaki-dai...olice-shooting
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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch View Post
    Nothing in this disproves my theory.
    https://www.stuff.co.nz/taranaki-dai...olice-shooting
    Hmmm I wasn't trying to disprove it, rather just adding to it.

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