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    Can you do this?

    Ummmmm, I can't.....can you?



    Man, if thats a photo shop then it's bloody good....
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    holy crap!!!! if that isn't photoshop then that person is... talented...
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    He's got his eyes crossed. The left is where the right should be and vice versa. Look at his eye lashes, they are suposed to point away from the nose. Definatly a photoshop.

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    No it's real. He's a stunt double from the Star Wars movies.
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    yeah I can do that... after 36 hrs on the piss

    I think the camera mans drunk

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    Ask the 'bit inspector' he'll say it's physiologically impossible.

    Close inspection revals several flaws on the photoshopping, possibly attributable to the jpeg compression, but.....if you pull the corneal nerve that far out your arsehole would retract conversely.

    it is very well don however.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    Ask the 'bit inspector' he'll say it's physiologically impossible.

    Close inspection revals several flaws on the photoshopping, possibly attributable to the jpeg compression, but.....if you pull the corneal nerve that far out your arsehole would retract conversely.

    it is very well don however.
    I wondered why my arse hole retracts when Im pissed (no gay come backs please)

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    spent the last 1/2 hour trying and finally decided its impossible

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    Easiest way to do it is to look at the natural creases in the skin. You can see that the vast majority of what's covering the (our) left eye comes from the forehead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WildBoarMouse
    Easiest way to do it is to look at the natural creases in the skin. You can see that the vast majority of what's covering the (our) left eye comes from the forehead.
    Indeed it does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    Ask the 'bit inspector' he'll say it's physiologically impossible.

    Close inspection revals several flaws on the photoshopping, possibly attributable to the jpeg compression, but.....if you pull the corneal nerve that far out your arsehole would retract conversely.

    it is very well don however.
    And we'd all have to agree there is nothing worse then corneal nerve arsehole retraction syndrome.

    I wonder if it works the other way around... if you could somehow make pull their heads in?
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    Quote: Can you do this?",

    Yes.

    Why?
    Is it not normal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    And we'd all have to agree there is nothing worse then corneal nerve arsehole retraction syndrome.

    I wonder if it works the other way around... if you could somehow make pull their heads in?
    Hopawate (sp?) tried that.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparky Bills
    Quote: Can you do this?",

    Yes.

    Why?
    Is it not normal?
    Fraid not, You be a freak!

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