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  1. 4th August 2011, 15:22 #1
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    Sage advice for single ladies...

    Message for you single ladies who are in such a hurry to get married-Here's a quick piece of Biblical advice:

    Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Pooraz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz and especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz...
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    There are no ladies in NZ. Just ugly slappers who haven't made some undeserving chump who's already been browbeaten by his mother into a shoe shuffling, slope shouldered, wife-beater wearing grunting ape even more unhappy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    There are no ladies in NZ. Just ugly slappers who haven't made some undeserving chump who's already been browbeaten by his mother into a shoe shuffling, slope shouldered, wife-beater wearing grunting ape even more unhappy.
    You coming to the pub tonight to observe such 'lady' type behaviours?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    You coming to the pub tonight to observe such 'lady' type behaviours?
    I wish! We're moving tomorrow, so with any luck it will be next week. You have fun, y'hear?
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    Awwww- I bet youre lovely...
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    There are no ladies in NZ. Just ugly slappers who haven't made some undeserving chump who's already been browbeaten by his mother into a shoe shuffling, slope shouldered, wife-beater wearing grunting ape even more unhappy.
    Spoken like a true Kiwi Gentleman James.... Cheer up you morose browbeaten shoe shuffling, slope shouldered ape. It could be worse (well.... maybe not).
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    There are no ladies in NZ. Just ugly slappers who haven't made some undeserving chump who's already been browbeaten by his mother into a shoe shuffling, slope shouldered, wife-beater wearing grunting ape even more unhappy.
    I believe the phrase goes - "NZ.. where the men are men, the women are men. And the sheep are really scared".
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lone Rider View Post
    I believe the phrase goes - "NZ.. the women are men. ".
    i was going to disagree with you but


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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    There are no ladies in NZ. Just ugly slappers who haven't made some undeserving chump who's already been browbeaten by his mother into a shoe shuffling, slope shouldered, wife-beater wearing grunting ape even more unhappy.
    Ahem...

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