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  1. 8th August 2011, 14:42 #1
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    eek Machine in China?



    What does that do?


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    I sure wouldnt put MY finger in there......
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
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    Does it come in adult size?
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    Hey hey hey I can't read Chinese.

    But curious, what does it say?


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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    Hey hey hey I can't read Chinese.

    But curious, what does it say?
    it says in english "sperm collector"
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMNTD View Post
    Does it come in adult size?
    You'd be doing fucking well to make it cum
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    You'd be doing fucking well to make it cum
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    Hate to think what 'it' has...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Hate to think what 'it' has...
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