ducatilover's squidtastic pile of crap

**DrunkenMistake** · 16th September 2011, 19:08

Originally Posted by MikeD400

What happened? Did your mum make u flush her down the toilet??

Customs got ahold of her.

**MikeD400** · 16th September 2011, 19:09

Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake

Customs got ahold of her.

.... Bastards!!!

**ducatilover** · 18th September 2011, 19:58

Originally Posted by tigertim20

lights arent going to help when he cartwheels it again anyway

Fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll do the next one at night you negative cunt

**tigertim20** · 18th September 2011, 20:11

Originally Posted by MikeD400

LOL, YOU didnt touch wood man his next cartwheel is on your head buddy and dont think this will be forgotten!

Im not going anywhere fucking near his wood thank you very much

Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake

I knew an Asian girl who could do a cartwheel and finish off by giving head.

Give head, land on your head, this girl has a lot in common with DL it seems, are they related?

**tigertim20** · 18th September 2011, 20:19

Originally Posted by ducatilover

Fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll do the next one at night you negative cunt

Maybe you could teach this guy to wheelie?

**bogan** · 18th September 2011, 20:24

Originally Posted by tigertim20

Maybe you could teach this guy to wheelie?

That guy looks like he has just graduated from the Ducatilover wheelie school with honors!

**ducatilover** · 18th September 2011, 20:29

Originally Posted by tigertim20

Im not going anywhere fucking near his wood thank you very much

Please baby?

Originally Posted by tigertim20

Give head, land on your head, this girl has a lot in common with DL it seems, are they related?

Giggity

Originally Posted by tigertim20

Maybe you could teach this guy to wheelie?

He was my best student actually

**MikeD400** · 18th September 2011, 20:34

I tried some wheelies for the first time tonight! The 250 said NO YOUR TO FAT! lol i got a solid clutch tho felt more like launch controller than wheelies.

**nzspokes** · 18th September 2011, 20:43

Originally Posted by MikeD400

I tried some wheelies for the first time tonight! The 250 said NO YOUR TO FAT! lol i got a solid clutch tho felt more like launch controller than wheelies.

Just put your feet on the pillion pegs and lean way back.

What possibly could go wrong?

**MikeD400** · 18th September 2011, 20:54

Originally Posted by nzspokes

Just put your feet on the pillion pegs and lean way back.

What possibly could go wrong?

This guy has good tips on wheelies, ill have to try the left foot on the pillion peg next time. Seems to be the go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HKpXBHIXkk

**tigertim20** · 18th September 2011, 21:09

did you lean bag and yank the bars?

**MikeD400** · 18th September 2011, 21:17

Originally Posted by tigertim20

did you lean bag and yank the bars?

I've never tried before so to be honest all i did was sheepishly sat the revs at 8 and droped the clutch to see what the bike would feel like haha, I'll defenatly have a proper try later on its somethin id love to be able to do, tonight was a spur of the moment attempt warehouse was shut and car park was empty lolz.