ducatilover's squidtastic pile of crap

**Parlane** · 19th September 2011, 08:19

Originally Posted by ducatilover

+1

Just don't try drag the number plate.

Have you ever thought of adding training wheels with suspension to the back of your bike? So that if you 12 o'clock it, it stays up?

**ducatilover** · 19th September 2011, 11:04

Originally Posted by Parlane

Have you ever thought of adding training wheels with suspension to the back of your bike? So that if you 12 o'clock it, it stays up?

Best idea ever!!!!!!!

**tigertim20** · 19th September 2011, 19:01

alot of stunters do it

**DrunkenMistake** · 19th September 2011, 19:26

Originally Posted by tigertim20

alot of stunters do it

and your mum.

Trollololololol

**MikeD400** · 19th September 2011, 19:28

Originally Posted by ducatilover

Best idea ever!!!!!!!

This looks like the go to me!

**tigertim20** · 19th September 2011, 19:55

Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake

and your mum.

Trollololololol

yesmy mums had a few stunters.
shes just not into midgets sorry!!!

**Parlane** · 19th September 2011, 21:33

Originally Posted by MikeD400

This looks like the go to me!

Without suspension it wouldn't absorb the impact if you went up too fast so the back end would bounce and lose control straight away ?

**DrunkenMistake** · 19th September 2011, 21:36

Originally Posted by Parlane

Without suspension it wouldn't absorb the impact if you went up too fast so the back end would bounce and lose control straight away ?

Pretty sure they are like hydrologic rods that push back like a shock absorber

**Parlane** · 19th September 2011, 21:56

Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake

Pretty sure they are like hydrologic rods that push back like a shock absorber

That should work. Be nicer if it had wheels though, just shitty trolley wheels would do it, to stop it from jumping or getting caught.

**DrunkenMistake** · 19th September 2011, 21:59

Originally Posted by Parlane

That should work. Be nicer if it had wheels though, just shitty trolley wheels would do it, to stop it from jumping or getting caught.

a block of nylon would work best,
then it would slide.

**bogan** · 19th September 2011, 22:03

Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake

Pretty sure they are like hydrologic rods that push back like a shock absorber

Is that like a computer made out of water?

I reckon we go with the simple option here. Put an extra caliper on the rear rotor (underslung), and hook its master up to a mechanical gyro. Gyro stays level, bike goes to far back, bam, back brake comes on. Various lever ratios would give different rotational correction velocites, so no problems there. The rotational correction velocity would also be proportional to the unintended pre-correction velocity, thus promoting learning

Might have to run the gyro with an air turbine, but could add an air compressor on there too. Much simpler than a precision bar out the back with wheels!

**nzspokes** · 19th September 2011, 22:11

Just practise on a treadmill. No way you could get hurt or wreck your bike.

**DrunkenMistake** · 19th September 2011, 22:11

Originally Posted by bogan

Is that like a computer made out of water?

I reckon we go with the simple option here. Put an extra caliper on the rear rotor (underslung), and hook its master up to a mechanical gyro. Gyro stays level, bike goes to far back, bam, back brake comes on. Various lever ratios would give different rotational correction velocites, so no problems there. The rotational correction velocity would also be proportional to the unintended pre-correction velocity, thus promoting learning

Might have to run the gyro with an air turbine, but could add an air compressor on there too. Much simpler than a precision bar out the back with wheels!

pretend I didnt do that,

and thats a far better Idea.