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    Awww, shucks! Happens to me all the time...

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10744427
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    I wish that'd happen to me!
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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    well thats a new "My parents walked in on me" story
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    I'd love to wake up and find a naked young woman in my bed ..
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    The nosie that was heard was...

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    Now that would be quite a different reaction from the coppers if the genders were reversed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    I wish that'd happen to me!
    Start here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wysper View Post
    Now that would be quite a different reaction from the coppers if the genders were reversed.
    Don't you oppress me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by wysper View Post
    Now that would be quite a different reaction from the coppers if the genders were reversed.
    Or if it was Dad who snuck a peak rather than Mom ! A quick thumbs up and turn the stereo up
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    Gee, she didn't even get charged for attempted blowjob.

    Wonder if bloke spewing mum walked in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    I'd love to wake up and find a naked young woman in my bed ..
    She wasnt young.

    She was 40
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scoobydoo View Post
    She wasnt young.

    She was 40
    If your 80, shes young.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10744427
    What This happens to you all the time?

    You still live with your mother??
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoristheBiter View Post
    What This happens to you all the time?

    You still live with your mother??
    Ummm... Let me rephrase that...

    My Mum is 4,1/2hrs drive away. I meant I wake up with a naked woman in my bed most days. Sometimes if she's cold she wears her 'jamas...
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    Whats wrong with the women?(mother i mean).Why not just close the door and shuffle back to bed happy in the knowledge her son was good hands.
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