You couldn't make this shit up...

**Paul in NZ** · 19th August 2011, 08:42

Oh gawd......

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crim...date-nightmare

I mean.....

**oneofsix** · 19th August 2011, 08:48

wonder if he has also bought the anti-virus software the nice Indian person rang him about and is helping retrieve all the money from Nigeria he was e-mailed about.

**Indiana_Jones** · 19th August 2011, 08:55

ahahaha I just saw this.

"They arranged to meet at the hotel and he was to wear a blindfold so he could not see "her" perform a sex act on him."

.....Dude you got your cock sucked by a bloke.....but remember you're only gay if you take it......oh wait.....

-Indy

**Dodgy_Matt** · 19th August 2011, 08:58

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

ahahaha I just saw this.

"They arranged to meet at the hotel and he was to wear a blindfold so he could not see "her" perform a sex act on him."

.....Dude you got your cock sucked by a bloke.....but remember you're only gay if you take it......oh wait.....

-Indy

No No No, its only Gay if you make eye contact! Blindfold = no eye contact

Well thats what my last boyfriend said

**riffer** · 19th August 2011, 09:10

Sheesh. Talk about ungrateful.

**Scoobydoo** · 19th August 2011, 10:15

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

but remember you're only gay if you take it

I heard (in prison) youre only gay if you push back......

**sil3nt** · 19th August 2011, 10:27

Only gay if your balls touch

**The Everlasting** · 19th August 2011, 10:30

Oh dear,he must have been really desperate to agree to the blindfold! lol

I wonder if his mates know about it.

**Bender** · 19th August 2011, 10:32

I loved this bit too:

"The next day police also searched the Taupo home where he lived with his mother. A detective said 21 pairs of men's underpants found in a drawer were in an assorted range of sizes.

In another drawer was a uniformly sized set of underpants. Police also found a green blindfold and what was described in court documents as pornographic publications."

Suggests it wasn't a one-off! How many really thick people are out there? Lots by the look of it.