Fuck. That would be one of those instances where you just WISH you'd resisted the urge to have a peek!
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Fuck. That would be one of those instances where you just WISH you'd resisted the urge to have a peek!
i'm motarded
None of this would have happened if he gave it the reacharound.
Come warm yourself by the fire
I wonder if he was any good.
Awww well I guess none of us will know now.
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I'll bet he's lucky at cards, too.....
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Originally Posted by PrincessBandit
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I can't even begin to imagine why anyone would allow an unknown, unseen person to perform said act upon themselves...I meantasay, even if it was female, it might be a real swamp donkey or a huge great fat fuckpig or someone covered in herpes or any goddam thing. Or even..a GUY! who might be any one of the above as well.
The recipient musta been reeeeeally desperate.
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
The Sharif don't like it!
I bet his guilty pleasure is the same as mine......an oiled garage bag...The recipient musta been reeeeeally desperate.
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And the problem is?
One hell of a ride.
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He complained to the Police? WTF how did he think he would explain how he got into that situation?
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This Guy should make it into the Dictionary as the new definition of gullible. Or stupid
But his story doesn't stack up. How did he get into the hotel room without seeing anyone? Who gave him the blindfold? How did he walk around the room blindfolded without someone speaking directions e.g. step forward, sit here, drop your pants, bend over and smile etc..
He didn't notice the smell of mens aftershave or the five o'clock whiskers
Still he gave us all a great laugh. How could the Cops keep a straight face when he told them his story.
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See Im surprised he complained, I mean, he complained after he was FINISHED
He wouldnt have been able to START if he wasnt loving it
soooo
No harm no foul
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Why did he then go to the cops ffs???? Its one of those situations where you just slink away, wipe it from your memory and never ever ever tell anyone about it ever, and maybe even learn a valuable life lesson.
I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........
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and your chin
and then move to Richmond.and never ever ever tell anyone about it ever, and maybe even learn a valuable life lesson.
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There must have been a Honda parked outside the hotel. Surely ?
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