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  1. 19th August 2011, 21:56 #1
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    So Mom sleep talks

    Yes indeed...
    Having a nice quiet night in watching Masterchef UK.
    Getting towrds the end of the show I say to Anne..
    Me ''I see next week they are cooking for all the past winners''...
    Anne ''How many are there''?
    Me ''I have no idea''...
    Anne ''I will put flags up and change the roster''....
    Me '' What''?
    Anne ''Change the roster''...
    Me ''What are you talking about''?
    Anne...''oh god I must have been asleep''...

    The nights just fly by here I tell ya.....
    I should mention, there was no drool...
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    Lol! Jill does that too! Our lovelies can be such fun to sleep with at times!
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    It's all those bloody frosts ... it's chilling her mind, and slowing it down ...

    Better move somewhere WARM ...

    A warm start for the day here ... minus 5 ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Lol! Jill does that too! Our lovelies can be such fun to sleep with at times!
    You're showing your age when you think sleep is fun ....
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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    Hmmm and she forgets shes in a car too......gotta be a rest home somewhere with her name on
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!
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  7. 20th August 2011, 08:55 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Yes indeed...
    I should mention, there was no drool...
    I. Don't. Drool.

    Well not often, how funny was that though
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    Nonono,

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    Be thankful she doesn't sleepwalk!

    Imagine waking up to tapping on the bedroom window. You have a peak and find your partner starkers outside............and cold
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    Aww Mom. Is alright. I'm a sleep talker & an occasion sleep walker too.

    I have woken up on a window sill, in a wardrobe & stark naked in front of my land ladys bedroom door (lucky escape there).
    My ex wife chatted to me for years in bed before she realised I was sleeping. I would have no recollection of the conversations at all. Thankfully I have a clear conscience.
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    I sleep walk and sleep talk my husband used to think I was actually talking to him.... Once i woke up because he told me to shut up
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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    Aww Mom. Is alright. I'm a sleep talker & an occasion sleep walker too.
    Quote Originally Posted by hellokitty View Post
    I sleep walk and sleep talk
    The worst of this was I thought I was awake and watching Master chef, apparently not Must have only just dropped off though, funny, funny shit. Mark was so confused by the answers I was giving him, he could not work it out
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    RipperRoo 92 used to sleep talk - often all i could make out was mumbling but there were a few times when his words were quite clear (and entertaining). Sometimes I'd get out of bed and stand at his bedroom door trying to get into a conversation with him, but it never worked. His sleeptalking was always one-way only.

    As for drooling in your sleep...who was the naughty person to bring that up????
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