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    A close shave

    The time has come...





    ....For a new electric shaver.

    My current shaver has been alright but I have had to use it twice a day and if I didn't shave for a couple of days it had no show in hell of doing its job. Its about 2 years old and the cutting blades are fucked. It doesn't so much as shave as it does rip the hair out of my face. Quite a painful way to start the day.

    Anyone have any recommendations?

    My requirements are its powerful enough to cut man hair, and that its not $500.

    Looks, weight, run time, mean nothing to me.


    Anyone know if foil shavers work better then rotating blades?

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    Not sure if these come in electric, but they work.

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    Just stop shaving, it's the shit.
    Haven't touched a razor in about two years now.. Found my old razor knocking around one day, had a good chuckle at it..

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    Quote Originally Posted by maggot View Post
    Just stop shaving, it's the shit.
    Exactly! It's no fashion statement from me... I just can't be buggered shaving.
    Bought a cheap set of clippers.. an #2 over the face every 10 or so days even keeps it looking tidy enough.
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    New blades. The Shaver Shop, Pitt Street Akld.

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    Awesome so far.

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    go the wet shave,it takes no longer may be a bit messier but you get a much better shave

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    Quote Originally Posted by BMWST? View Post
    go the wet shave,it takes no longer may be a bit messier but you get a much better shave
    This.
    Never understood electrics myself.
    Takes all but 2 minutes to have a proper shave, including lathering
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    Takes me about 10 minutes, My hair is like steel wool and fucks hand held razors in seconds, the ones it doesn't fuck are clogged to the point of not being usable in one pass.

    That and I get a mean rash under my chin that hurts like hell, Now, no expert needs to tell me I'm doing it wrong, That's just what happens, no matter what technique,preparation or after care is applied.

    Going electric is the best shit ever for me when it comes to shaving.

    Apart from when I grow a beard.

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    Oh yeah, I also have a fuckin ugly mole on my cheek that gets aggravated by shaving with a razor, And I read an interview with Lemmy a few years back and he said every time he nicks one of the giant ugly fucking moles on his face they grow bigger.

    Fuck that shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    Oh yeah, I also have a fuckin ugly mole on my cheek that gets aggravated by shaving with a razor, And I read an interview with Lemmy a few years back and he said every time he nicks one of the giant ugly fucking moles on his face they grow bigger.

    Fuck that shit.
    Liquid nitrogen should sort that shit out
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Liquid nitrogen should sort that shit out
    LN2 on a mole
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    Oh yeah, I also have a fuckin ugly mole on my cheek that gets aggravated by shaving with a razor.
    Go get that bastard checked out!
    Melanoma and basal cell carcinomas aren't fun. DAMHIK
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    LN2 on a mole
    Pretty sure that's what they said it was, bit stingy and sometimes needs a few hits with it for big ones
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Pretty sure that's what they said it was, bit stingy and sometimes needs a few hits with it for big ones
    I thought that was just for warts!
    Always thought moles had the ability to become cancerous if they felt like it.

    EDIT: Slightly well off family I used to know when I was a little-un, he got given $50 per wart he let them treat.
    Bastard bought a brand new PS2 when they came out with the money...
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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