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    Red face What a fucking idiot!

    Me that is.

    To the young fella in the black hatch back I nearly had a head on with this afternoon, I apologise for placing us both in that situation, however, it may just be a timely reminder for us both that we need to pay more attention, or in my situation to not ASS-U-ME anything. You need to be more aware of where your turnoff is and to USE YOUR FUCKING INDICATORS!!!!

    That was the closest near miss I have ever had, and thanks to very good brakes, quick reactions, and a well handling bike I got away with it. Saw the whites of the on coming car drivers eyes too

    I was committed to an overtaking manouver, which with the benefit of hind sight I should not have attempted where I was. Thankfully I had only just opened the throttle from almost stopped so I did not have too much speed up, I saw this hatch back, he was not indicating to turn up the road I was on, and infact, both myself and the car I was overtaking were sure he was going past us as we both moved out in tandem. I went wide to go around the hatch back at the same time he decided at the last moment to turn up towards me. All I saw was this flash of black car heading straight for me with its tyres squealling so fast was the decision to turn.

    I stood Millie up, we were keeled over a bit as it is a right hand turn out of the road, and opened the throttle and went straight, praying I went between the two cars. I did!

    If I were a cat I have just used up a couple of my lives, no question. Take care out there guys, dont be impatient, there will always be a better/safer place to overtake and dont for any reason ASSUME anything!

    Very pleased to be home safe and sound after a really cool ride out.
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    Lucky escape Mom.Were your spidey senses not screaming in your ear?
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    Eeeek. Sounds like there might have been a coupla changes of underwear going on shortly thereafter...

    Glad to hear you're still with us and that the timely lesson was not a tragic one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    Lucky escape Mom.Were your spidey senses not screaming in your ear?

    No spidey sense had deserted me I am afraid, I was in teh "zone" having a great ride and I guess pushing that envelope a bit harder than I usually do. Lesson learned.


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    Eeeek. Sounds like there might have been a coupla changes of underwear going on shortly thereafter...

    Glad to hear you're still with us and that the timely lesson was not a tragic one.
    I tell you, that was horrible, I think it was the shakes afterwards as the adrenaline subsided that was the worst. I couple of husge deep breaths helped. What a dork I was!
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    Bit of an underpants destroying moment for you Next time, make sure you notice the angle of the hair on the drivers neck, this will tell you everything you need to know about this avoidable near-accident.
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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    Bit of an underpants destroying moment for you Next time, make sure you notice the angle of the hair on the drivers neck, this will tell you everything you need to know about this avoidable near-accident.
    LOL, no, I was just a complete dickhead. I suppose I can call it a brain fart? All I know is I could almost hear my bones breaking, at the same time I was avoiding what should have been a very nasty crash. All my fault too I might add. For sure, he was not indicating, for sure he took the turn at speed, and all of a sudden, BUT...

    I was on the wrong side of the road, taking a risk that was totally stupid and unrequired, there are many places not that far away that I could have blasted this guy into the weeds. Totally and utterly my fault. And this from the biggest nana you can imagine.

    This was definately rider at fault!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    LOL, no, I was just a complete dickhead. I suppose I can call it a brain fart? All I know is I could almost hear my bones breaking, at the same time I was avoiding what should have been a very nasty crash. All my fault too I might add. For sure, he was not indicating, for sure he took the turn at speed, and all of a sudden, BUT...

    I was on the wrong side of the road, taking a risk that was totally stupid and unrequired, there are many places not that far away that I could have blasted this guy into the weeds. Totally and utterly my fault. And this from the biggest nana you can imagine.

    This was definately rider at fault!
    I guess you could call it an epic brain fart, it's good that it ended nicely though We "learn" and carry on.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    I guess you could call it an epic brain fart, it's good that it ended nicely though We "learn" and carry on.
    Epic brain fart from someone that has been riding for a long time...

    If I can do that sort of shit anyone can.

    I hope others read this and learn from my dumb mistake. No speed involved here, just poor choices.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Epic brain fart from someone that has been riding for a long time...

    If I can do that sort of shit anyone can.

    I hope others read this and learn from my dumb mistake. No speed involved here, just poor choices.
    It's an eye opener, I've had a few brain farts, they have all resulted in splattering
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    .... I guess alot of us can (but wont) own up to the odd mistake/poor decision made while in the pilot seat.
    I have ended up on the wrong side of the road once or twice, thankfully for me there was nobody else using the same bit road at that time.
    Coming away alive and upright and understanding why that just happened, is something to talk about over a beer later in the day.

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    Why the hell did I do that moments......

    Yes we all have them, but staying cool and looking for an exit; rather than instinctively yanking on the front brake and praying is IMO the way to go.

    Nice one

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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    Yes we all have them, but staying cool and looking for an exit; rather than instinctively yanking on the front brake and praying is IMO the way to go.

    Nice one
    Oh, trust me I was praying

    Far canal, I do actually mean what I said in the opening post. I apologise to the driver of that hatch back, I guess I should also extend that to the 4x4 that I was in the process of overtaking

    What a shocker, I am so glad I am here and not in many bits for the medics to attempt to patch up, and for my family to be worried about.

    What a fucken idiot!
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    Here is the lesson learnt by me.. overtaking can be faultless if the car can 1. hear you. 2. see you 3. has looked in their rear vision mirror... I was nearly bowled over by a car on my Yammy because I did not look behind me.. IN SAYING THAT... I am not sure who pulled out to overtake first... so where is the rule here.

    Mom glad you came up ok... and yes I have learnt something!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tink View Post
    Mom glad you came up ok... and yes I have learnt something!
    I am glad to be here too Tink. I was being a wanker and about came unstuck
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