Im stoked that we have lost transmission from Happy Feet. Just imagine if the thing kept going, we'd have daily updates about his progress on the 6 oclock news....
Happy Feet swum 46.5 ks today...
HF is half way there....
HF nearly @ Antartica...
HF reunited with colony...
HF meets prospective Mrs HF
HF builds a nest...
Mrs HF spits out two eggs....
Shock Horror, HF's eggs predated by roving gang of Skua's
Scientist think Mrs HF suffering from depression
HF & Mrs HF split...going seprate ways...
Mrs HF killed in illegal toothfishing scheme
HF involved in hit & run with Jap whale chaser
National day of mourning declared by John Key, but people reassured by his warm smile.

Thank fuck we dont have to go thru 6 months more of Womans Weekly drivel posing as news