Motorway Patrol, a true indication of the state of the nation

**98tls** · 3rd September 2011, 19:17

Or possibly just Auckland.Anyone just watch that shit,Hoda civic with Mitsi plates/Mazda rego towing a trailer with no towbar instead the hatch was opened and drawbar stuck inside the bloody car

the hooded one said "if i went slow enough along the motorway it would be ok".Am not a great fan of much on TV but recently have made a point of watching said show for a giggle.With some of the stuff ive seen on that show i can only say those that ride bikes up there are braver than me.

**JimO** · 3rd September 2011, 19:21

the north island is another world mate

**FJRider** · 3rd September 2011, 19:23

Originally Posted by JimO

the north island is another world mate

And Aucklands another planet ...

**Rhys** · 3rd September 2011, 19:25

some people need to be removed from society for their own safety

**Madness** · 3rd September 2011, 19:27

There's a shitload of Toyota Previas up here adorned in Samoan & Tongan national flags at the moment, must be for the World Cup. Either that, or they really are taking over.

**98tls** · 3rd September 2011, 19:28

Originally Posted by JimO

the north island is another world mate

Long may it stay that way,that aside that shows a laugh a bloody minute,last week there was some 48 year old baseball cap backward wearing fuckup pulled over who had "cop bait" written on his rims,couldnt give a shit about being pulled over just danced about pointing at the message on his rims,a week or 2 before that another that thought he was a gangster from the states and replied to every question from the cop with some fucking rap shit

tell ya its unbefuckinglievable,can imagine it happening in the states and the cop growing tired of it so with a "shut the fuck up" pulling out the handgun.

**98tls** · 3rd September 2011, 19:29

Originally Posted by JimO

the north island is another world mate

Wasnt there a movie?

**scumdog** · 3rd September 2011, 19:35

Originally Posted by Rhys

some people need to be removed from society for their own safety

Like the bozo who was a passenger in a car and had just been given his third ticket for not wearing a seat-belt who said "Ah, I don't wear it 'cos I don't plan on having a crash" WTF he was the PASSENGER

- and did he really think everybody else that wears seat-belts only does so because they DO plan on having a crash???

I guess I've given him too much credit in that I used the word 'think'.

**Scuba_Steve** · 3rd September 2011, 19:41

I'm pretty sure these are a couple years old.

The one that got me was that Ausie RBT (road-side breath test). Couple of claimed ex-NZers (I think they were actually ex-Aucklanders) get pulled up, dude over limit & the chick starts going on about how they used to drink-drive all the time in NZ & it's just accepted (almost made it sound allowed) here. Stupid bitch, Guess Muldoon, was it? was right, people going to OZ "raised the average IQ of both countries"

**crystalball** · 3rd September 2011, 20:10

They need to keep this police t.v show i.e motorway patrol, on air to teach people whom watch these shows on what not to do when driving and mayby with some luck they will bring a police motorcycle onto the show every now and then using a mounted cam to show what part they do to help with law and order. Keep up the good work you

**Zedder** · 3rd September 2011, 20:37

Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve

I'm pretty sure these are a couple years old.

The one that got me was that Ausie RBT (road-side breath test). Couple of claimed ex-NZers (I think they were actually ex-Aucklanders) get pulled up, dude over limit & the chick starts going on about how they used to drink-drive all the time in NZ & it's just accepted (almost made it sound allowed) here. Stupid bitch, Guess Muldoon, was it? was right, people going to OZ "raised the average IQ of both countries"

Yep, the Motorway Patrol ones are repeats SS but still good though.

The Kiwi bimbo was un-bloody-believeable, what a great advertisement for NZ!

**Gearup** · 3rd September 2011, 20:45

Originally Posted by JimO

the north island is another world mate

Did you see the episode of Police 10-7 where the guy from Dunedin was speeding in a van which was full of sheep and the cop who pulls him over says "Why have you got so many sheep in the van?" and the driver says "Well it was dark when I loaded them and I didn't want to get an ugly one so I took the lot".

**JimO** · 3rd September 2011, 21:30

Originally Posted by Gearup

Did you see the episode of Police 10-7 where the guy from Dunedin was speeding in a van which was full of sheep and the cop who pulls him over says "Why have you got so many sheep in the van?" and the driver says "Well it was dark when I loaded them and I didn't want to get an ugly one so I took the lot".

yea but they wernt BLACK sheep