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  1. 4th September 2011, 17:40 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Shampoo and soap was a bust (albeit I didn't use hot hot water), as I took two of the girls into the shower with me, washed them both with shampoo and soap and still came out smelling like cows erse...
    That is a bit too much info.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Shampoo and soap was a bust (albeit I didn't use hot hot water), as I took two of the girls into the shower with me, washed them both with shampoo and soap and still came out smelling like cows erse...
    As a test ... tell the wife to move ... in a loud voice ... and if the sound of the said word (move) would need more than three o's to spell ... you may indeed have a bovine aroma ...

    Or ... you've been up to your armpits in ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    As a test ... tell the wife to move ... in a loud voice ... and if the sound of the said word (move) would need more than three o's to spell ... you may indeed have a bovine aroma ...

    Or ... you've been up to your armpits in ...
    heh, what did one mad cow say to the other
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoristheBiter View Post
    That is a bit too much info.
    Sorry, replace shampoo and soap with WD40 and vinegar
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Fist a midget.
    no I didn't, that's just a wicked rumour.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    You sure. We have other pieces of shit with that colour gimp suits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    I'm guessing a trip to the sex shop for latex gloves is in my near future .
    'Bunnings' in the paint section. About $9 for a box of 100. Oh yeah, I also use them when painting, spraying weeds etc and doing grimey jobs on the bike, car or Mrs Oakie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    'Bunnings' in the paint section. About $9 for a box of 100. Oh yeah, I also use them when painting, spraying weeds etc and doing grimey jobs on the bike, car or Mrs Oakie.
    See a vet ... he has the full arm length one's for the really grimey jobs ...
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