Fuck I smell...

[Headbanger]

I use petrol to clean my hands and arms.

Does wonders for the skin.

Also lets you know of any small cuts you may have.

[Vacquer0]

Do you even have farkin skunks down there?

[BMWST?]

go and have a shower and wash your hair...tha will clean your hands up too

[mashman]

Do you even have farkin skunks down there?

they live in beehives here

go and have a shower and wash your hair...tha will clean your hands up too

or it'd make my head smell like a cows arse...

[Vacquer0]

Oh, I get it. In NZ the skunks are black with yellow stripes. Cool.

[avgas]

piss on your hands then have a wank.

won't fix the smell but will make the rest of the things you did today not seem so dirty.

[Headbanger]

piss on your hands then have a wank.

.

God damn, I actually laughed.

[Swoop]

Bahaha Janola is a creme cleaner for bathrooms and floors and shit,

I think you are referring to "Jiff".

Oh, I get it. In NZ the skunks are black with yellow stripes. Cool.

He refers to our politicians who fester inside a building referred to as "The Beehive".
A particularly nasty place that any intelligent skunk would stay away from!

[Vacquer0]

Thx for the info, my apologies. I have no use whatsoever for politicians of any kind from anywhere. Whatever defective genes they carry should be isolated and removed from the pool.

[avgas]

He refers to our politicians who fester inside a building referred to as "The Beehive".
A particularly nasty place that any intelligent skunk would stay away from!

You sure. We have other pieces of shit with that colour gimp suits.

[Road kill]

Had this conversation on the Fishing sites I go to.
I use hot water and soap,,,,nothing else.
So here's what your mummy didn't tell you.
Run some hot water in the hand basin,,real hot,,so's you can just keep your hands in there without the skin peeling off.
Soak your hands for a few minites,,,a few in this case is more than "one" ok,,,you want to open some pores,,which are little things that stink gets into,,you can't see em',but just humor me here an believe they do exist ok.
Right, now your hands are nice an soft,which is what stinkin' hot water will do to them,rub ordinary everyday soap all over em' and lather that shit right up into bubbly like bubbles,,,then allow to soak some more,,so the soap gets in the pores see.
After a bit,,which is not quite as long as a few but still more than "one",,place your hands back in the hot water an rub like fuck,,,,your hands man,,,,to get the soap out of the pores.
Shampoo or dishwashing liquid also works real good because both are designed to draw/cut grease,,,but hot water and soap done properly "to open those pores" is better because it doesn't kill the natural oils in your skin and it leaves your hands nice an soft.
Things like aftershave ect are just covers,,you still stink,,it's just a different stink,,,,,soap gets you clean.

[Usarka]

Fingers go wrinkly when soaked in water so that they give more grip.

Can be proved - if you cut your arm off and put it in a hot bath your fingers won't go wrinkly.

Believe it....gasp ventilate....or not.

[mashman]

Fingers go wrinkly when soaked in water so that they give more grip.

Could help

piss on your hands then have a wank.

or should I say, could cum in handy.

won't fix the smell but will make the rest of the things you did today not seem so dirty.

Where's the fun in that? ...

[FJRider]

So here's what your mummy didn't tell you.

Actually ... she DID tell me ...

As a result ... I have a woman in twice a week (more often if feeling dirty) ... to open up my pores ...

[mashman]

Shampoo or dishwashing liquid also works real good because both are designed to draw/cut grease,,,but hot water and soap done properly "to open those pores" is better because it doesn't kill the natural oils in your skin and it leaves your hands nice an soft.
Things like aftershave ect are just covers,,you still stink,,it's just a different stink,,,,,soap gets you clean.

Shampoo and soap was a bust (albeit I didn't use hot hot water), as I took two of the girls into the shower with me, washed them both with shampoo and soap and still came out smelling like cows erse...