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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Do they eat mint?
    They eat cabages, lettiuce, beetroot, sprouts, leeks and cauliflower.

    Just the once, though.
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    sheeps! you got nuffink.
    Turned on to the motorway on-ramp not far from the centre of Brisvegas this afternoon and there was a very large Diamond Python slithering along in lane two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadows View Post
    Miniature sheep are often referred to as "lambs". Get a couple of those, and if they start to get too big simply eat them and get some more.

    Failing that, get some chickens. They fuck lawns.
    If you want to have your lawns fucked, then get a British Bulldog - my dog scratched my lawn to hell and now we have a mud bath!

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    No problem with miniatures,how else do dwarfs have fun,normal people have normal sheep,so why prejudice the little people.
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    Dwarfs is not PC. The term is midget.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    sheeps! you got nuffink.
    Turned on to the motorway on-ramp not far from the centre of Brisvegas this afternoon and there was a very large Diamond Python slithering along in lane two.
    Are you gone already BD?

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    Yea. Bailed on Friday morning, moved in to new digs in the afternoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Do they eat mint?
    You want a self saucing roast?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Is it legal to have a miniature sheep as a pet in Auckland?

    I'm sick of mowing the lawn.

    And if I get sick of the sheep I have a roast.
    Naa ... you'll find them more hassle than a lawn mower .. first of all they'll eat everything except the grass - which they will eat last ... then you wil need to dip them every few weeks (a pour on will do ...) and drench them for worms (no pour on - you pour it down their throats) then you wil need to dag them at least three times a year .. and finally get them shorn at least once a year .. if not twice ...

    And finally .. Mashman is right ...

    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    A couple of friends up the coast, in suburbia, kept a couple of sheep. Chucked them in the paddock and promptly got rid of them after a few weeks as the place was completely covered in shite.
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Do they eat mint?
    Yes .. but they'll also eat Rosemary - which makes them taste even better ..
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    Yes .. but they'll also eat Rosemary - which makes them taste even better ..
    I bet Rosemary's quite keen on the idea too
    The views expressed above may not match yours - But that's the reason my Dad went to war - wasn't it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by far queue View Post
    I bet Rosemary's quite keen on the idea too
    I had no idea sweet little Roemary was into beastiality
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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