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    Quote Originally Posted by surfchick
    1. never give up being a glamcat-if you are going to go down go down in a blaze of style.
    2. your bike is your rolls royce. polish it with fine cloth. ride it with style and finesse. park it with precision.

    1.a go down in a spectacular blaze of style.
    this means
    NO SNOT.
    Well said! Doll yourself up as much as you like (but not until the point that you look like Mimi from Drew Carey hehe)
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    It's all been said. As you have discovered the visor down helps and 'Rain X' helps on those visor fogging type days.
    Marty

    Ever notice that anyone slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

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    I saw the heading and got all excited like.
    Now I'm vaguely disappointed.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    I'm sure we could arrange something....
    Yeah... any requests?
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    lol

    Lip gloss is just as good as vasaline... I had the same problem... really dry lips after a ride and buring dry lips during a ride... try not to lick your lips (even if the lip gloss [chap-stick or lip ice whatever you call it] tastes good lol)

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    There was a technique I was told about that cowboys used,to prevent them licking their lips,but it involved their index finger and the rear end of their horse.It wasn't pleasant,but it sure stopped them licking their lips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    Well said! Doll yourself up as much as you like (but not until the point that you look like Mimi from Drew Carey hehe)
    Don't you find that make up would rub of on your helmet? Im actually quite stoked to have my bike now, cause its an excuse NOT to wear make up!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    Don't you find that make up would rub of on your helmet? Im actually quite stoked to have my bike now, cause its an excuse NOT to wear make up!
    I don't know really... I don't wear make up...

    But I have been told that eye make up and most face lotions are bad for riding... last thing you want (other than smudged makeup on your face and inside of helmet) is when it's hot and you sweat, the makeup/lotion can run into your eyes and burn like hell and possibly cause an accident and give you bloodshot eyes so it looks like you've smoked a whole nifty bag on your own...

    *not that I know what eyes look like after a whole nifty bag *
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    *not that I know what eyes look like after a whole nifty bag *
    hehe, sure sure, that's what they all say.

    On a side note, my mate once got caught cheating by his girlfriend cause he was stoopid enuf to lend "the other girl" her helmet, when his girlfriend went to use her helmet one day she noticed that there was make up all through the inside of her helmet, she never wore makeup as she had a skin disorder or summit Needless to say she dumped him!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    hehe, sure sure, that's what they all say.

    On a side note, my mate once got caught cheating by his girlfriend cause he was stoopid enuf to lend "the other girl" her helmet, when his girlfriend went to use her helmet one day she noticed that there was make up all through the inside of her helmet, she never wore makeup as she had a skin disorder or summit Needless to say she dumped him!
    yeah I'd be pissed if someone else used my helmet... and if my partner was cheating lol Good to hear she dumped him...

    Did she keep the bike?
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    yeah I'd be pissed if someone else used my helmet... and if my partner was cheating lol Good to hear she dumped him...

    Did she keep the bike?
    Yep, that's what I thought, even though he's one of my good mates you just can't treat people like that. He definately got what was coming! lol

    Was her bike she was riding, he was on his restricted and she was on her full and as far as I can remember her's was a 600 and his was a 250 We still give him shit about it and that happened 3 years ago!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    lol her on a 600 and him on 250...

    Yeah stuff like that comes with a lifetime garantee of piss taking lol gotta love friends eh
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    I use the Nivea lip glosses - they seem to stay on for quite a while and aren't too sticky. I don't have much of a problem with my eyes streaming as I always ride with my visor down - I only flip it up when coming to the lights. I rarely find it mists up once I'm at speed - and there's usually enough air coming in underneath the helmet to keep it clear. I remember once down south it fogged on the inside and iced up on the outside - yes, it was that cold!

    As for my nose - I HATE sniffing, so if my nose starts to run, I usually have to find somewhere to pull over and blow it! Nothing worse than a sneeze with a runny nose inside a full face helmet!

    You must have lips like Andrew Templeton's nose if they touch the front of your helmet!
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    Yeah... any requests?
    Your offer sounds better than Johns. Let me ponder a while................................
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    HEY HEY! I can satisfy you better than anyone - I have mechanical knowledge ohhh kinky
    No offence, but the "John" and the pointy up thing tends to put me off a tad.
    Don't be hurt, I'm sure you'll find that special someone one day.

    Lou

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer
    ! Nothing worse than a sneeze with a runny nose inside a full face helmet!

    You must have lips like Andrew Templeton's nose if they touch the front of your helmet!
    Yes there is.When your cheeks inflate as you sneeze and your lips seal against the chin guard,causing you to blow your eyeballs out of their sockets.

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