Little Timmy goes up to his mum in the kitchen, and very sheepishly says "Mum, I've got a drinking problem"
Mum immediately hits the roof screaming "Oh my God, you're only 6" before turning to her husband and saying "This is down to you, you're always in the pub and never here when we need you. He doesnt have a chance, poor little sod"
Hubby naturally gets defensive and says "I've done everything for this family and this is all the thanks I get?"
Mum shouts "You're a pig, and a lousy role model for my son and I just don't want you around us any more"
After a further 15 minutes screaming & shouting at each other Dad finally packs his bags & leaves with Mum shouting at him all the while "Go on, bugger off, and NEVER come back"
By now poor Little Timmy is crying his eyes out so Mum finally bends down to him, gives him a big cuddle and says, "It's alright darling, Mummy will make it all better. Now first things first, tell me about your drinking problem"
Timmy takes a piece of paper from his bag and between sobs reads from it "I have a 2 Litre bottle of Juice, and I give half away and drink half of what's left. How much do I have left?"
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