Nice one. Yeah they do. Usually a 3 baby soup is just fineOriginally Posted by Ixion
Cougar Bait
Nice one. Yeah they do. Usually a 3 baby soup is just fine
Peace hath higher tests of manhood
than battle ever knew.
Playin' around
Speaking of which, you can actually get that . . . and really give them something to worry about. 0800 BUY ZOO DOO, on their website www.zoodoo.co.nz it even says they do home delivery.
Phone up, order some generously sized quantities of Elephant excrement, and ask to have it delivered during the day (to the neighbours addy). Let them know that you will be at work, and you are more than happy for them to just back the truck up and drop it on the lawn . . .
One hell of a ride.
Always my attitude too - screamin' rugrats - till i met the grandson for the first time - this week. he lives in hobart, over for a visit.
Still don't like OP's but this one is a happy little tacker.
Hardcore Biker
you would be the perfect "body guard" - coz of your built...
yep u in.
now we need to find a mafia. !
" If you even dream of beating me, you better wake up and apologise... "
"I done wrassled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, Only last week I murdered a rock, Injured a stone, hospitalized a brick, I’m so mean I make medicine sick."
Immature and proud of it.
Godamn school holidays, work is like a creche at the moment. I keep waiting for one of the uncontrolled little darlings to impale themselves on a brake lever.
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
One hell of a ride.
Hey - You got any Harley gear for a 1 year old in stock? tee shirt or something?
Immature and proud of it.
Leash?
Seriously. No, not for that young.
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
One hell of a ride.
Cool - I got him a tee shirt at the art gallery with 'anarchist' written on it - will have to do.
The Loose Goose
That is unbelievable, Jaybee! When we lived in town our elderly neighbour would put bamboo stakes in her garden to deter our two cats from shitting in her flower beds - unfortunately I watched one of them back in over the top of them and deposit a bundle, so it wasn't working!
I know you shouldn't be forced to move, but as we own three cats, I'd be worried about what these old bastards would do if they caught yours. They could easily borrow a trap from the SPCA and tell them they have a stray, then do something to them (even dump them miles from home) if they caught them. I'd kill anyone who hurt my moggies!
Ours are sods - but we live in the country and have three acres so it's not like they are annoying our neighbours - they are liked by the farmer next door as two of them catch rabbits! The kitten is a bit too little to try it yet!
Our neighbours are the opposite of yours - we arrive with six bikes and THEY say they hope their daughters playing the piano in the afternoon won't disturb US! You don't realise how nice it is to have good neighbours until you don't.
Good luck, and I hope your kitties live on to shit on lawns and climb trees - that's what they do!
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
Waa?
Fun with neighbours:
A truck of Zoodoo might be fun but a friendly dumptruck driver can do all sorts of nasty things for a case of beer.
Gardens dont like Round-Up.
Get a bunch of Hells Angels to turn up for a coffee one Sunday.
If you can, get their E-mail (if thay have one) and send it to every porn site you can find.
Mouse trap in the letter box.
Water ballons filled with paint.
Claymore on the doorstep.
Tip off the cops "its a P lab"
Fill the house with NO2, will keep them happy.
C4.
Make up a fake "We will be putting 40,000 volt pylons through your property on the 7/3/06" letter, then they will leave.
Keep free range chickens.
Keep free range pitbulls.
Buy a digeridoo.
Better yet, bagpipes!
More C4.
Jog naked.
Sheet metal sculpture with an angle grinder.
RC helicopter.
Street drags.
Local hero parade.
Cuban death squad.
Burning cross lawn ornament.
S.A.M. battery.
Free range howler monkeys.
Salvation Army band 4am wake up call.
20/20 on their door step.
Super glue on the door handle.
Turn the water off.
Turn the power off.
Have Coronation St canceled.
Convince the local Jahovah Witless church that they need saving.
Buy a V twin with open headers.
Convince the local Mormon church that they need saving.
S.A.S hostage training house.
Train a band of "killer" ferrets to attack their feet every morning.
Send to Oz for a carton of fire ants and build a nest on their back lawn (bull ants are also a good option)
Build a little fortress in the long grass and have long loud disscussions with your imaginary friend on how to rid the earth of their fiendish regime.
Build a little fortress and just sing loudly to your imaginary friend (out of key)
Train a band of girl scouts to sing "buy our biscuits, buy our biscuits!!" from out of your little fortress (out of key!), move your fortress to their front doorstep.
Convince the local church of Satain that they need saving.
Get another 200 or so cats.
Keep bats.
Paint yourself with camo paint and hide in the middle of the front lawn, with binoculars traind on the house.
Join the RX7 club.
Get the local kids into motoX.
Dont ask me, I dont know.
We all have our little obsessions...
Look Ma, no hands hehehe
Jaybee - Update on this story is now required..
Did you sell up...?
What happened to the farewell party to piss the old grumpy neighbour off?
yep we know you are now engaged to "Aitch"
But we want to know what happened to the rest of this story......
Scooter boy
Well to finish off the story ......
Finally got a lawyer to write the grumpy ole bastards a letter telling them they should grow up and not threaten "unlawful" acts. Haven't really heard from them since although the old guy at the front takes great delight in coming outside everytime Aitch or I get home and watching every move we make. I'm still keeping the cats locked in during the day and as we have bought our own place I'm just counting down the days til we move.
Of course he has also tried putting up metal stakes along the driveway to prevent us swinging the car in to get it parked - but we soon moved those in the dead of night.
BUT.......
hows this for an encore....
Sold my house a few weeks ago ...... only to have the guy who bought it die one day before it went unconditional!!!! He just dropped dead at the age of 52!!!! How's that for bad luck all round? Now it's back on the market again!
God I can't wait to move!
And so it goes on .........
A single reason why you can do something is worth 100 reasons why you can't.
Tornado Alley
Bugger... must have heard he was going to have crap neighbours and this was the only way out of the contract.....
Scooter boy
Yup - pretty drastic option - but my neighbours have driven me close to murder at times .......... guess dropping dead like that has no future consequences for him!!!
Must admit it's the only death I've dealt with that has actually left me in hysterical giggles by the end of the day!!! (no disrespect intended)
A single reason why you can do something is worth 100 reasons why you can't.
Tornado Alley
Good on ya...If you can't laugh, you'll go mad (er?)
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