Cats, running out in front of motorists since ages ago

**Blackshear** · 23rd September 2011, 18:49

Originally Posted by Ender EnZed

At town speeds it's one thing. Try kicking a staionary object at 120 though, I dare ya.

The noise a bumblebee makes at 100 is enough for me, thanks.
Was like shellshock, honestly!

**nosebleed** · 23rd September 2011, 18:53

this...

Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve

You think cats are bad? just wait till you meet CBD pedestrians fucking stupid animals they are

with this...

Originally Posted by imdying

Don't stop for them if you're unfortunate enough to hit one, they're not cute anymore when you've broken their back and they've shat themselves. Stupid little buggers

= best advice yet.

**Road kill** · 23rd September 2011, 19:01

Originally Posted by slofox

I've never actually hit one yet but by hell I've had some pretty close-up views of their feather patterns...

It's like getting slapped with a sack of sticks.

**tigertim20** · 23rd September 2011, 19:17

Originally Posted by Ender EnZed

At town speeds it's one thing. Try kicking a staionary object at 120 though, I dare ya.

depends on the object.
Could be totally worth it.

**FJRider** · 23rd September 2011, 19:23

Cats have NINE lives ... they can AFFORD to take risks ...

**tigertim20** · 23rd September 2011, 19:42

Originally Posted by FJRider

Cats have NINE lives ... they can AFFORD to take risks ...

So... youre saying . . . .
I gotta go kick that manky looking fucking thing another 8 times?

**FJRider** · 23rd September 2011, 19:44

Originally Posted by tigertim20

So... youre saying . . . .
I gotta go kick that manky looking fucking thing another 8 times?

Careful ... it's more likly to be more diseased than YOU are ...

**ellipsis** · 23rd September 2011, 19:47

.... cos theys cats and they act like women...

**FJRider** · 23rd September 2011, 19:49

Advice to ALL ... KNOW where YOUR pussy's been ...

**Blackshear** · 23rd September 2011, 20:42

Originally Posted by CAMSec

.... cos theys cats and they act like women...

Depends if you have an indoors cat or not

**Juzz976** · 23rd September 2011, 22:03

My bikes a pussy magnet, soon as I get close enough they're pulled in like space crap into a black hole.

On a serious note though, if your bikes loud enough they seem to stay clear.

**Woodman** · 24th September 2011, 08:58

When me and my mates were young and hooning around in cars on the back roads our parents must have thought that there was an infestation of cats on the West Coast cos every time we biffed a car off the road it was "because a cat ran out in front of me Dad".

Pretty sure now they didn't believe us but there was no way of proving otherwise. Still got ass kicked tho.

**Coolz** · 24th September 2011, 10:38

On a serious note though, if your bikes loud enough they seem to stay clear.[/QUOTE]
Loud bikes scare cats but they really piss dogs off.When my mate visits on his Harley every mutt in the street runs out at him.

**Juzz976** · 24th September 2011, 10:44

Originally Posted by Coolz

On a serious note though, if your bikes loud enough they seem to stay clear.

Loud bikes scare cats but they really piss dogs off.When my mate visits on his Harley every mutt in the street runs out at him.[/QUOTE]

Yep, but my horn stops them dead in their tracks