Which would you be more embarrased to ask for?

**marty** · 25th September 2011, 13:28

Originally Posted by Usarka

OR

so which one do you need?

**DrunkenMistake** · 25th September 2011, 13:32

Originally Posted by Big Dave

FWIW I wouldn't be at all bothered buying either. I've been married 30 years and like curry.

Bahahaha!
I make an effort of making the operator/cashier more embarrassed than myself, good fun is getting condoms and chilli sauce, turning to your misses and been like, "Are you sure you can handle this?"

**HenryDorsetCase** · 25th September 2011, 13:40

me either. I wonder if the Anusol would take care of the discomfort caused by my anal bleaching?

**mashman** · 25th September 2011, 14:08

Originally Posted by Little Miss Trouble

Hah that reminds me of a story my Nan told me - back in their day it was 'wrong' to not want kids the moment you were married, only 'dirty' people used condoms and with towns being so small, they had to mail order them so as to not be ostracised from the community!

heh, aye, I know the feelin on that one. I spent my discovery years in a village of a couple thousand or so people, the type of place where everyone knew everyone and it wasn't so much embarrassment when you bought a box of condoms, moreover fear, wondering if/when the girls dad found out, what was he gonna do when he found out some grubby englishman had his mits on his daughter bits...

Originally Posted by YellowDog

Brown paper bag & discretion assured

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ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa

**short-circuit** · 25th September 2011, 14:18

Originally Posted by Dodgy_Matt

I would be more embarrassed to be going out with the woman who "needs" both of those items...

Is that cause you stick to blokes and they buy the arse cream for you?

**fuknKIWI** · 25th September 2011, 15:28

So one's for the muck hole & ones for the fuck hole', approximately half the population don't need the former & potentially evryone may need the latter

I had my rhoids surgically removed years ago, if you got ém you can't ignore them.
I got to know which pads were best too

If you don't ask I won't tell, so far only one person has asked

**Usarka** · 25th September 2011, 17:18

Originally Posted by marty

so which one do you need?

Both - me and the missus have been space docking.

**Road kill** · 25th September 2011, 18:06

Neither,their just some personal health products.

What was bad was being 16 in 1973,going into buy some frangers,,an the older women behind the counter asks "what size ? "

**Oakie** · 25th September 2011, 18:17

Originally Posted by Road kill

What was bad was being 16 in 1973,going into buy some frangers,,an the older women behind the counter asks "what size ? "

Ha ha. Me, 16yrs old too but in 1976, first time ever buying them and chemist says "what type". (They come in types?).
The ironic thing about that incident is that I bought them for a mate who was hoping to get lucky with his girlfriend. Ironic because It was actually me who got lucky with her a couple of years later and have continued to ever since. (Oh, I bought him Durex 'Black Shadow' and he didn't get lucky...or so I am led to believe).