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  1. 13th July 2005, 11:40 #1
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    Killer Biscuits Wanted For Attempted Murder

    This one got me laughing- hope you enjoy it
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    LMAO

    makes sense that shes blonde haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB
    This one got me laughing- hope you enjoy it
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    hahahahaha
    that was funny.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB
    This one got me laughing- hope you enjoy it
    hehe haha hoho
    Awesome one TonyB!
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    oh dear, another only in america!
    yeah... sorry bro, i thought that ment miles 'n hour.
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    See here

    And you guys believed it.

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    Hahaha. Who cares. It makes a good joke anyway. You (Wolf) ruin everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XhardxcoreX
    Hahaha. Who cares. It makes a good joke anyway. You (Wolf) ruin everything.
    If you found it funny nonethelless, why is it ruining it to know it is false? That's not logcical, Jim. Fascinating.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    If you found it funny nonethelless, why is it ruining it to know it is false? That's not logcical, Jim. Fascinating.
    It was a piss take. Forgot to add the smiley. Sorry. My bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by XhardxcoreX
    It was a piss take. Forgot to add the smiley. Sorry. My bad
    So was mine, should've added a [/spock]
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    *Shakes hand* *Apologises* Sorry mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by XhardxcoreX
    *Shakes hand* *Apologises* Sorry mate
    No need, I don't expect you to know every possible quote from every Z-Grade crappy, Doctor-Who-Plagiarising, physics-challenged, poorly-acted, overly-moralistic, demented, shitty Sci-Fi soap-opera...

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