Missus .SPB and the big gorilla

[SixPackBack]

Hehe....me and the missus went to the zoo the other day....left Barby and Lana at home

We wuz walking around checkin the furries....got to the Gorilla's cage, and there he woz up close to the bars.

Well he starts goin off as soon as he see's missus .SPB.....she's not a bad lookin women missus .SPB. blonde good lookin and dead fricken sexy.

Anyways i sez to missus flash him a bit of breast, she looks around.....no one there and flops one out, well gorilla likes this, starts shakin the bars and goin off. I'm fucken laughin my arse off, and missus looks like she's enjoyin it.

So i sez go on show im a bit of pink, well she's not sure about this and tentativley lifts her skirt......gorillas goin off bouncin around the cage end to end he is. I can see she's really getting her jolly's so i sez again go on show him some pink, this time she does, and what a reaction. Wild with pent up frustration he is.....so i picks me moment , grabs missus .SPB. and throws her into the cage ' now fucken tell HIM you've got a headache'

And that boys and girls is why i like sheep!

[Keystone19]

You are a verrrrryyyyy sick puppy. Have you seen someone about this?

[SixPackBack]

You are a verrrrryyyyy sick puppy. Have you seen someone about this?

A vet......he was'nt very helpfull

[Wolf]

You are a verrrrryyyyy sick puppy. Have you seen someone about this?

SPB's a puppy? Eww, he is sick.

[hXc]

That is seriously sad. I'm gunna have to call the SPCA to come get any animals you may own and take them off you as that is cruelty to animals. Not that I care or anything

[Wolf]

That is seriously sad. I'm gunna have to call the SPCA to come get any animals you may own and take them off you as that is cruelty to animals. Not that I care or anything

Never mind his sodding animals, what about the cruelty to us!?!

[hXc]

Never mind his sodding animals, what about the cruelty to us!?!

That is a fair statement. But according to my mother, I'm a monkey, and according to you, you're a wolf but I don't know about the rest of you.

[Wolf]

That is a fair statement. But according to my mother, I'm a monkey, and according to you, you're a wolf but I don't know about the rest of you.

Ah, well, at least we're covered

[justsomeguy]

and throws her into the cage ' now fucken tell HIM you've got a headache'

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A vet......he was'nt very helpfull

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[Wellyman]

funny mate. I like that one
WM

[Rincewind]

So how did she get on? did the Gorilla go out the next night and have revenge sex? (whatever that is) or did he just roll over and go to sleep.(married gorilla joke)

[SixPackBack]

So how did she get on? did the Gorilla go out the next night and have revenge sex? (whatever that is) or did he just roll over and go to sleep.(married gorilla joke)

I beleive she had a furious row with the gorilla, and became turned on in the process ........make up sex being the eventual result [Married people will know what i am talking about!]

[McJim]

Just got sent this joke by email - good job I did a search - don't want to be accused of a repost.

Just thought I'd put a post on this thread to revive it so all of us noobs can enjoy.