Weird confusion between me & TS?

[Velox]

Yea right!! Think again hun, there ain't no way in hell your getting 78%! Since I am really the one who will be giving the "service", I am entitled to at least 50%, then there are all the running costs like various fees, taxes, plus all other expenses like insurance, telecomunication bills etc etc. So I think you will definetly get your fair share of 15% of the profit, and that's me being generous since you are such an impresive rider!

All cool?

Sorry mate - you've got to remember that you are merely a pawn in the greater strategic business plan that is being implemented here. As the CEO, I shall be recieving an unjust amount of money for very little work while you earn a small wage and stay in an eternal cycle of debt-ridden poverty. Don't fight the system.

In saying that, I could settle for 65%. That's only because I hadn't fully factored in the running costs that you kindly mentioned. Oh and 1% also came off for your 'generous' comment. That bumps you up to approximately 17%. Don't push it though mate, I'm being extremely kind here.

[Motoracer]

Sorry mate - you've got to remember that you are merely a pawn in the greater strategic business plan that is being implemented here. As the CEO, I shall be recieving an unjust amount of money for very little work while you earn a small wage and stay in an eternal cycle of debt-ridden poverty. Don't fight the system.

In saying that, I could settle for 65%. That's only because I hadn't fully factored in the running costs that you kindly mentioned. Oh and 1% also came off for your 'generous' comment. That bumps you up to approximately 17%. Don't push it though mate, I'm being extremely kind here.

Na, na mate. Your quite the intelligent one, aren't ya? Well there's no fooling a smart woman so tell you what, we'll each settle on 40/60 that's 40 to you and 60 to me off the net profit. To make up for the 10% that you are getting less on, you'll get 10% off for my services!

I can't belive there still are guys as good as me in todays world. I bring a tear to my own eye with my kindness sometimes...

[mikey]

You sounds jealous Mikey.

Guys (in the Wgtn region) call 0900 MIKEYCBR

yeh.

EDIT

people mistake you becvause you dont have seperate identitys.
same lame gixer6, same lame riding style,
go buy a harley, then people wont confuse you.

[Velox]

Na, na mate. Your quite the intelligent one, aren't ya? Well there's no fooling a smart woman so tell you what, we'll each settle on 40/60 that's 40 to you and 60 to me off the net profit. To make up for the 10% that you are getting less on, you'll get 10% off for my services!

I can't belive there still are guys as good as me in todays world. I bring a tear to my own eye with my kindness sometimes...

It's extremely 'decent' of you to consider the deal so carefully, but I think you might be missing the point. As a contracted worker, you are only entitled to only a miniscule fraction of the net profit. Imagine what the other workers like Mikey, TwoSmoker, WhiteTrash and Loosebruce would say if they found out how much $ you were getting. If I paid them all what you are asking for I'd, sorry - we'd, be losing $ not earning it!

A for the 10% discount - the generosity is too much!!! You're a dying breed MR.




Oh - just had a great idea! The $ can got straight to the "Velox and NC get new bikes" fund instead!!! Sorted. It's a small sacrifice for two of your fellow KBers, I'm sure you won't mind. Seeing as you're so generous.

[Ixion]

Na, na mate. Your quite the intelligent one, aren't ya? Well there's no fooling a smart woman so tell you what, we'll each settle on 40/60 that's 40 to you and 60 to me off the net profit. To make up for the 10% that you are getting less on, you'll get 10% off for my services!

I can't belive there still are guys as good as me in todays world. I bring a tear to my own eye with my kindness sometimes...

Y'r name wouldn't be Dibbler , by any chance ?

[Velox]

yeh.

i think people mistake you becvause your not radical enough. you dont try hard enough to, next time you go on a group ride

- turn up with a *mint* wee 250 with no fairings or visor, an stil think your the shit
- have tyres with less tread than racing slicks
- rev it likes its got no limiter,
-if someone is in the way in front of you, over take anywhere, any blind corner, mergency lane
- even if someone beats you to top of hill, still give em shit,
what ever anyone says its a competition, an no ones really friends.
- go for rides with good quality safety gear, jandals, singlet an stubbies,
- fail runners from cops an move into care of tyhe state

and other such shit

then no one will mistake you.

works for me

:unsure: I'm totally lost with that one.

[Motoracer]

It's extremely 'decent' of you to consider the deal so carefully, but I think you might be missing the point. As a contracted worker, you are only entitled to only a miniscule fraction of the net profit. Imagine what the other workers like Mikey, TwoSmoker, WhiteTrash and Loosebruce would say if they found out how much $ you were getting. If I paid them all what you are asking for I'd, sorry - we'd, be losing $ not earning it!

A for the 10% discount - the generosity is too much!!! You're a dying breed MR.




Oh - just had a great idea! The $ can got straight to the "Velox and NC get new bikes" fund instead!!! Sorted. It's a small sacrifice for two of your fellow KBers, I'm sure you won't mind. Seeing as you're so generous.

Well Hypothetically, even though you might have come up with the idea, Hypothetically I had thought that I was part owner of the business as well... TS doesn't come into this as he was mistakenly advertised, so I then kindly volinteered to manage his work load as well (showing my extream kindness again!). Loosebruce and Whitetrash work the Auckland joint, while Mikey runs the Welly joint of same sex connections...

Lol, that was a good crack up... hehe No hard feelings eh fellas? Better hide from Bruce and WT for a while now...

I just had an unrelated question that I wanted to ask... What the heck is the connection with "mince" and wellington people? I have seen it in your sig, NC's I am sure and Mikey had it as well!

[Velox]

I just had an unrelated question that I wanted to ask... What the heck is the connection with "mince" and wellington people? I have seen it in your sig, NC's I am sure and Mikey had it as well!

Kids love it.

Crazylittleshit, BadL and WINJA have it in their sigs too.

[Motoracer]

Kids love it.

Crazylittleshit, BadL and WINJA have it in their sigs too.

*Thinking* :unsure:
-> *Thikning* :unsure:
-> "Na, that's not it!" :sly:
-> *Confused*
->"Na, no way!"
-> *Confused beyond words*
-> "OK, I give up!!" :slap:

What the heck does that have to do with anything??

[SPORK]

*Thinking* :unsure:
-> *Thikning* :unsure:
-> "Na, that's not it!" :sly:
-> *Confused*
->"Na, no way!"
-> *Confused beyond words*
-> "OK, I give up!!" :slap:

What the heck does that have to do with anything??

Agreed!

I was about to ask this in a new thread, but I'm glad it's out in the open now.

Mince IS good, but only in foods such as Nachos, Lasagne, Pasta and various other pie/mexican/itatialalaln dishes.

Hell, I love it.

[Velox]

yeh.

EDIT

people mistake you becvause you dont have seperate identitys.
same lame gixer6, same lame riding style,
go buy a harley, then people wont confuse you.

Oh, right. That makes sense. I thought you were talking to me since you quoted me. My brain isn't working, I've got a headache.



But back to the actual point, I think it's prob because you're both young fellas, both from Auckland, both race and have GSXRs, both are mates, and on here everyone knows everyone more by their name than what they look like anyway.

[mikey]

I just had an unrelated question that I wanted to ask... What the heck is the connection with "mince" and wellington people? !

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ask baaaaarbaaaaaaaaaara

[Motoracer]

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ask baaaaarbaaaaaaaaaara

Barbra? Hmmmm, n/m... I must have missed something. I'll click someday... and if I don't it's only mince 4 Fuk sake. How important could it be?

Laterz, cuz! I'm off for the day.

[WINJA]

Motoracer: I am Sudeep Giri, race # 15, the shorter (5'9 feet tall), skinny dude with olive skin and dark features.
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YOU SOUND KINDA HOT , BET YOU LOOK GOOD IN A LITTLE BLACK DRESS

[SPman]

Wheres the confusion?

TS is the fast one......