Soo long farewell. Its been nice

**The Pastor** · 18th October 2004, 13:27

Today was the start of a new beginning or the end of the old one. :confused2

In my infinite wisdom I decided to wag tech and go take my bike to spectrum and then go for a bit of a drive before work.

So I headed out to old Albany to some god-forsaken road which I have never been on.

Well to cut a long story short

Rain + 1991 Toyota corolla + blind corner + truck + 45km/h = -1991 Toyota corolla.

I will upload some photos when I get them

But here’s some from last summer.

The math for this is

0 experience driver + mates car + mate + mate saying "I don’t care what you do it cost me $400 so go as fast as you want" + night + wet + corner + deck.

I think there is a pattern here.

Any one got a car i can borrow im a good driver honest!

**spudchucka** · 18th October 2004, 13:52

I'd suggest the formula might be a lot simpler than you think.

Try this: Dumbarse + Car = You Fucked Up!

BTW your sig line sucks!

**StoneChucker** · 18th October 2004, 13:57

Looks like you may have missed the garage as well buddy, or made a new one in the side of that house!

"You are now required to accompany me to the abc Police station, to undergo a breath test, blood test, or both"

hehehe

**White trash** · 18th October 2004, 14:03

I'm seeing a pattern.

Learn how to drive to the conditions and stay away from me and my kids! 'Cause although I'm "Too much of a pussy to beat the shit outta my kids", I'm not too much of a pussy to extract revenge on some fuckwit should they ever be hurt in a car accident.

Grow a brain.

**scumdog** · 18th October 2004, 14:12

I'm seeing a pattern "crap driver" = "crap driver" ad infinitum!!!

Don't come looking at me place to borrow a car, the only one I'd give you is a f...ed slot-car, - and then I'd give it grudgingly 'cos you'd only bend THAT too!

Stay up North, at least the roads around here might be safer for it, not sure what the North did to deserve you!!! - stick to Hot-Wheels before you kill somebody

**Two Smoker** · 18th October 2004, 14:14

its a early 80's Corolla, not a 91.....

**jrandom** · 18th October 2004, 14:16

Rashy and scrumdrogue make good points.

Were my actions to form such a powerful argument for immediate deprivation of my access to the world's oxygen supply, I don't think I'd be quite so keen to publicise them, Mr Master.

**Joni** · 18th October 2004, 14:19

Originally Posted by spudchucka

I'd suggest the formula might be a lot simpler than you think.

Try this: Dumbarse + Car = You Fucked Up!

BTW your sig line sucks!

I must agree that sig hit a nerve on my side as well - not cool Renegade!

**rodgerd** · 18th October 2004, 14:22

And people wonder why we can't have nice things (high speed limits, ability to go for a ride without worrying about dying). Too many tards like this out there...

**White trash** · 18th October 2004, 14:23

Originally Posted by Two Smoker

its a early 80's Corolla, not a 91.....

Nah sonny. That's one he prepared earlier. Didn't learn once, made a prick of himself again.

**StoneChucker** · 18th October 2004, 14:24

How come everyone today is too much of a pussy to smack recklesss drivers around? That's what I want to know why are police lawless to beat these KIDS? When I was a kid, I knew if I drove like that, cops would beat my ass. We didn't have a conversation about it. I didn't have a time out. In fact, Ive never even once been ticketed once in my life. Whats the point? Great idea why don't you take him to a psychiatrist while you're at it so he/she can pull some disorder out of his/her ass to hide the fact that you're a bad driver?

PS: The bad grammer was in the original sig, not mine :P

**White trash** · 18th October 2004, 14:25

Originally Posted by StoneChucker

How come everyone today is too much of a pussy to smack recklesss drivers around? That's what I want to know why are police lawless to beat these KIDS? When I was a kid, I knew if I drove like that, cops would beat my ass. We didn't have a conversation about it. I didn't have a time out. In fact, Ive never even once been ticketed once in my life. Whats the point? Great idea why don't you take him to a psychiatrist while you're at it so he/she can pull some disorder out of his/her ass to hide the fact that you're a bad driver?

PS: The bad grammer was in the original sig, not mine :P

Love it.

**scumdog** · 18th October 2004, 14:33

Originally Posted by StoneChucker

How come everyone today is too much of a pussy to smack recklesss drivers around? That's what I want to know why are police lawless to beat these KIDS? When I was a kid, I knew if I drove like that, cops would beat my ass. We didn't have a conversation about it. I didn't have a time out. In fact, Ive never even once been ticketed once in my life. Whats the point? Great idea why don't you take him to a psychiatrist while you're at it so he/she can pull some disorder out of his/her ass to hide the fact that you're a bad driver?

PS: The bad grammer was in the original sig, not mine :P

VERY clever!!!

**The Pastor** · 18th October 2004, 14:49

The bad "grammer" Is because I couldn’t fit it all in with the correct "grammer”. (The siggys have 500 word limit or so)

I wasn’t doing anything wrong BTW, it was a 100K speed limit and I was doing 40-45 it was just a tight corner and I was just over the center line. You know tight narrow corners. The wet didn’t help either,

Yeah so keep a looker out for grammer and jkhsadkjahkdasjkhjksdhk and any other words you decide to make up.

If you're going to rib me for grammar at least learn spelling