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    To the raving poolick on the red Ninja 250 with the noisy pipe

    This is the first thread like this I've ever started.

    You have long, well curly hair.

    You love attention.

    A spastic jellyfish has better skills than you.

    Keep riding in built up areas like you are now, and you're gonna die.

    Please make sure you don't take any innocent bystanders with you when you do.

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    Maybe she's still relatively new to riding. It's far too easy get a 6R currently. More training needs to be mandatory

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve_t View Post
    Maybe she's still relatively new to riding. It's far too easy get a 6R currently. More training needs to be mandatory
    'It's' a bloke.

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    So what was he doing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by curly View Post
    So what was he doing?
    Riding like a total twat in built up areas in a manner that's more than likely gonna hurt others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    This is the first thread like this I've ever started.

    You have long, well curly hair.

    You love attention.

    A spastic jellyfish has better skills than you.

    Keep riding in built up areas like you are now, and you're gonna die.

    Please make sure you don't take any innocent bystanders with you when you do.
    This sort of thing, Pete, has been the basis of Katman's crusade from the outset.
    When any motorcyclist rides like a twat on the road, we all inevitably end up being tarred with the same brush, in general perception, as the above mentioned Ninja pilot.
    I want to be able to keep riding motorcycles. But when motorcyclists seem to be over-represented by idiots, it worries me that my hobby may be regulated off the page.
    That's why Katman is my friend.
    He is trying to stop it.
    And he'll be pissed off for me saying this... but he is a VERY good bastard in real life.
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    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    but he is a VERY good bastard in real life.
    He's Real ?
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    This sort of thing, Pete, has been the basis of Katman's crusade from the outset.
    When any motorcyclist rides like a twat on the road, we all inevitably end up being tarred with the same brush, in general perception, as the above mentioned Ninja pilot.
    I want to be able to keep riding motorcycles. But when motorcyclists seem to be over-represented by idiots, it worries me that my hobby may be regulated off the page.
    That's why Katman is my friend.
    He is trying to stop it.
    And he'll be pissed off for me saying this... but he is a VERY good bastard in real life.
    Motorcyclists are NOT over represented by idiots. We idiots are in fact a serious minority in the community. But it is human nature to concentrate on the bad I think, so retards are the ones who are remembered.

    I aint condoning the idiot flying around in built up areas, even when I'm being chased by the 5 0 I slow down to 60kph through towns as I would be forced to kill myself should I run a kid over whilst being a twat. (Disclaimer) That scenario is o' course hypothetical, as I have never done a runner.

    Katman was in Welly this weekend, wonder if he wants to come out for a ride and do some wheelies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Motorcyclists are NOT over represented by idiots. We idiots are in fact a serious minority in the community. But it is human nature to concentrate on the bad I think, so retards are the ones who are remembered.

    I aint condoning the idiot flying around in built up areas, even when I'm being chased by the 5 0 I slow down to 60kph through towns as I would be forced to kill myself should I run a kid over whilst being a twat. (Disclaimer) That scenario is o' course hypothetical, as I have never done a runner.

    Katman was in Welly this weekend, wonder if he wants to come out for a ride and do some wheelies?
    Thing is, Drew, that perception carries a lot of weight.
    Doesn't matter how good we as a small minority (motorcyclists) think we are, if our act isn't cleaned up, we'll pay a big price.
    It's happening...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    I'm still trying to figure out how Pussy has any friends at all??
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    I'm still trying to figure out how Pussy has any friends at all??
    I don't! I was just using it as an example!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    I'm still trying to figure out how Pussy has any friends at all??
    Maybe there's a feline thing going on...he is friends with katman after all...
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    ... And he'll be pissed off for me saying this... but he is a VERY good bastard in real life.
    Dont go starting rumors ...

    and what is this real life you speak of ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    And he'll be pissed off for me saying this... but he is a VERY good bastard in real life.
    Nah...he's told me he fancies you! But seriously...even I'm starting to see what the grumpy old cunt is all about. And he ain't too bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    You love attention.
    But did he perv at himself as he rode past shop windows?
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