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    Shopping for a rod and reel

    A woman goes into Myers to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
    birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and
    goes over to the counter. The Myers salesman is standing there, wearing
    dark shades. She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this
    rod and reel?" He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind, but, if you'll
    drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about
    it from the sound it makes."

    She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says,
    "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and
    10-lb.test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's on sale
    this week for $44." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that
    just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

    As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that
    sounds like a Visa card," he says. As the lady bends down to pick up the
    card, she accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed but
    then realises there is no way the blind salesman could tell it was she
    who had farted. The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50
    please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you
    tell me it was on sale for $44? How did you get to $58.50?" He replies,
    "Yes Madam, the rod and reel are $44, but the DuckCaller is $11 and the
    Fish Bait is $3.50."
    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details

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    LMAO!!! Go blind salesman!
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

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    Now THAT made me laugh! Excellent!
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    First good(ish) joke on here in a while

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    than battle ever knew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XhardxcoreX
    First good(ish) joke on here in a while
    I agree...

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    Quite funny
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    Ever notice that anyone slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

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