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    Is this the worst use of bacon, ever?

    Not the tax collecting type, either.


    The last few years have been good to bacon. Some time around 2005 or so it made the leap from guilty breakfast pleasure to restaurant staple, and soon after you could hardly find a soup or noodle plate or vegetable dish that wasn’t studded with cured, smoked pork. Bacon salt, a kosher, vegetarian seasoning product, followed, then Baconnaise, bacon popcorn, bacon chocolate bars, bacon-topped pies, bacon-flavoured lip balm, and even bacon marmalade, which President’s Choice has started hawking of late.

    And yet all of those seem so quaint all of the sudden, now that a Seattle-based food company has launched Baconlube. That’s right. Bacon-flavoured personal lubricant. The jokes pretty much write themselves.

    “Should everything taste like bacon?” the company, called J&D’s Foods, asked in a press release. “Yes. Literally everything,” was its response. “No more horrifying bedroom experiments with bacon grease.”

    Taste-associations being as powerful as they are, of course, there’s a good chance that this development will benefit the personal-lubricant industry far more than bacon producers. And it’s still too early to say whether the product will ever catch on with the food elite.

    Helen Redpath, the food manager at Vancouver’s Gourmet Warehouse, said her shop carries most of J&D’s products and they’re popular with customers. “They actually taste like bacon, and without any funny aftertaste,” she said.

    She hadn’t yet heard of company’s latest, however.

    “Oh my God,” she said when told about the product. “Okay, that grosses me out a little bit – I’m a little old for that.”

    But would her store stock it? “No,” she answered. “No, no, no – that’s, ah. No!”
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    you didnt provide the link so people could order it.

    http://baconlube.com/


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    something for the developers bacon ipsum
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    One of the best web sites eva!

    www.ilovebacon.com

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    Tastes a bit like Pork? or Pork Sword?

    I'll leave it to someone else to find out & report back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    Who the hell gets hungry during sex?
    Well I usually get a little peckish after the third hour....
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    The only bad use of bacon is when your fucktard stoner mate gets the munchies lets himself into your house and cooks bacon in the fucking microwave. Better bacon than stale tuna..

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    Saw bacon flavored toothpaste the other day

    Wonder what the Muslims think of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    Well I usually get a little peckish after the third hour....
    Being face down you could probably eat at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigAl View Post
    Wonder what the Muslims think of it
    I thought I had come up with an invention today. Was reading the label on the back of some rice bran oil this morning only to find it was halal. What with the increasing popularity of that somewhat stone age religion I wondered if there was any way I could tap in to the market. Checked my NZ Oxford dictionary to find that halal is not even in there, is it just a fad I ask myself? But who cares, with 50 gazillion of them there must be opportunities, then it came to me. Halal streaky bacon!

    Bacon is quite clearly the food of the gods so it sounds kosher, if you'll pardon the pun. Anyway, about to post about it on here to get some funds to get in front of Dragons Den when I did a Google search and fuck me, someone has already done it. Don't ask at KFC though -



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    mmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon
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    True halal has never been handled by a non believer. Slaughter must be loving, preparation respectful and the food must not be handled by a non believer.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dog View Post
    True halal has never been handled by a non believer. Slaughter must be loving...
    Halal slaughter never looked too loving to me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dog View Post
    True halal has never been handled by a non believer. Slaughter must be loving, preparation respectful and the food must not be handled by a non believer. ...


    Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

    ...just what I expect from my butcher that I get the odd pork chop from and my friends that give me the odd bit of pork they stick...true blue...glass the fucks...


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