Did I miss anything...

**Biff** · 18th July 2005, 13:33

Welcome back Viffer. I don't believe you've missed much. Except for the fact that Spank is on the war path closing down threads for being in the wrong place or for being repeats, and neg repping people in the process (I really must increase my donations to this place), I had hot sex with a famous movie star last week and my grandfather came up with the chaos theory. One of these facts is B.S by the way.

**vifferman** · 18th July 2005, 13:44

Originally Posted by Biff

...my grandfather came up with the chaos theory...

Your grandfather is/was a bastard.

The chaos that he invented has infested our house.

One of my relatives invented the machine that made pins with heads on. Stupid f$#&er didn't patent it.

Doesn't matter though - if he had patented it, it would have ended up in my decrepit great-aunt's estate. My great-aunt inherited a lot of money from other wealthy relatives in the UK, and between the lawyer administering the estate, who put my aunty in a home that cost 5000 pounds /week (AND he charged a large fortune for administration), and the estate taxes, and my conniving auntie, none of the $1,000,000 or so that was left came my way. Half went to a mental uncle (insanity runs in my family), and half went to my conniving aunt, and her second husband squandered it.

**Motoracer** · 18th July 2005, 13:48

Originally Posted by vifferman

Thanx, and thanx.
Here's some more pix (BTW - I've reduced these in size; they were 3 megapixiliies - are they OK like this?)

Fuken beautiful mate! They look like they are ready to go into travel mags.

You should post em up in the Desktop pic thread! If they were the right size, I'd put some of em in my desktop.

**vifferman** · 18th July 2005, 14:01

Originally Posted by Motoracer

If they were the right size, I'd put some of em in my desktop.

Should I repost them in full size? I'm on so many forums (and fora) where the image size is restricted, I reduced them before posting them, to save getting a nasty message (and because people on dial-up get slacked off with pages that take forever to load).

**Hitcher** · 18th July 2005, 14:40

While you were away...

The weather was generally crap
Stonechucker was discharged from hospital
Cage drivers' habits did not improve
Some people like cruisers
Some people like sportsbikes
And then there is the "third" sex -- teachers
Winja apparently lives in a house with a roof
The Fush reopened after its owners' holiday
Petrol is excessively priced
Interpretation of the road code is liberal
The Scottish Thread twitches
Bureaucracy can be persuaded that bikers' needs have merit
Some people left the gargre and went on holiday
Some people have difficulty differentiating between humour and just being a cunt

**Hitcher** · 18th July 2005, 14:41

Originally Posted by vifferman

(and fora)

People who use expressions like that should get their ba kicked...

**Motoracer** · 18th July 2005, 14:41

Originally Posted by vifferman

Should I repost them in full size?

Please do.

**vifferman** · 18th July 2005, 15:07

Originally Posted by Hitcher

People who use expressions like that should get their ba kicked...

That's very clever.

It was worth posting "fora" just to see it.

**Big Dave** · 18th July 2005, 17:20

Originally Posted by vifferman

That's very clever.

It was worth posting "fora" just to see it.

'on the floora with your aura, Dora' - Zapper.
Were you away?
didn't find the quad bikes 'disconcerting'?
I kept wanting to put my foot down.

**Big Dave** · 18th July 2005, 17:23

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Some people have difficulty differentiating between humour and just being a cunt

I have no trouble telling that you're a can't?

**Big Dave** · 18th July 2005, 17:25

Originally Posted by Biff

Welcome back Viffer. I don't believe you've missed much. Except for the fact that Spank is on the war path closing down threads for being in the wrong place or for being repeats, and neg repping people in the process (I really must increase my donations to this place), I had hot sex with a famous movie star last week and my grandfather came up with the chaos theory. One of these facts is B.S by the way.

My grandfather had bullshit theories too.