Why can't Kiwi Bikers accept...

**Edbear** · 25th November 2011, 16:39

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

Well my good man, that depends entirely on who you ask. Those that love drinking hot shit rate it highly.

If you think about it, that is one of the most profound statements ever on this site, and undeniably true!

**onearmedbandit** · 25th November 2011, 17:28

Fuck it ain't just Kiwibiker that is full of 'geniuses and experts' or think they have an answer for everything, it's a human condition. Just we notice it here...because we are here. Go stand in any pub, stand on the side of a racetrack, sit in your living room watching a car race, there will be a 'genius or expert' not far away. Give him half a chance and he'll tell you all he knows...

**merv** · 25th November 2011, 17:29

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

If any cunt here wants to know anything, save the shit fights and simply PM me. I know everything.

So instead of being Cfwb your real name is in fact Ike Figjam - as in "I know everything, fuck I'm good just ask me"

**caspernz** · 25th November 2011, 17:45

Haha, in a way you're right and in a way you're wrong. In a group of folks big enough there should be enough wisdom and/or experience to asnwer a good deal of the questions posed. The problem lies with the credibility of the person who answers....or as per a clever little thingee I've seen hanging over a very clever bastards' office desk:

"Those of you who think you know everything,
are very annoying to those of us who do."

**mashman** · 25th November 2011, 17:51

some people will listen and learn, others will plough on regardless... happens the world over, highlighted mainly in political circles for some unknown reason

**tigertim20** · 25th November 2011, 18:22

Originally Posted by Drew

That they do not have all the answers?

People ask questions on here, and others answer them with what they think, or how they do it. That is always in contrast to someone else, and it turns into a long discussion that achieves nothing at all.

I'm sitting around doing nothing today and reading some threads for the hell of it, one of them asks why some bikers won't do a track days? As if since the thread starter had done some, it was the only way to be a good rider.

I know a lot of what gets said is with good intentions, but it gets hazy and condescending really quickly.

Ok, rant over.

because if I didnt come on here and tell you cunts why you're all wrong, youd forget how big my cock is.

**FJRider** · 25th November 2011, 18:26

As an answer specialist ...

I always give the right answers.

Just the answers are not for the questions asked ...

So it's the original poster's fault for NOT asking the CORRECT question ...

**Edbear** · 25th November 2011, 19:12

Originally Posted by FJRider

As an answer specialist ...

I always give the right answers.

Just the answers are not for the questions asked ...

So it's the original poster's fault for NOT asking the CORRECT question ...

My wife reasons the same way, it doesn't matter what the issue is, somehow it always turns out to be my fault...

**FJRider** · 25th November 2011, 20:52

Originally Posted by Edbear

My wife reasons the same way, it doesn't matter what the issue is, somehow it always turns out to be my fault...

My reasoning ... I have no wife (to tell me I am wrong) ... therefore .. I am ALWAYS right ...

Simple really ...

**ellipsis** · 25th November 2011, 21:02

....after a lot of years of being , I now fit a lot of a doubt theory into everything I always knew as gospel...an expert is forever, just a has been drip, under pressure...I certainly dont know as much now as when I was 19...

**blackdog** · 25th November 2011, 21:05

Originally Posted by CAMSec

....I certainly dont know as much now as when I was 19...

Yup. The older I get, the better I was.

**tigertim20** · 25th November 2011, 21:32

Originally Posted by CAMSec

....after a lot of years of being , I now fit a lot of a doubt theory into everything I always knew as gospel...an expert is forever, just a has been drip, under pressure...I certainly dont know as much now as when I was 19...

ahhh, the ol' "the older I get, the better I was" philosophy eh?

**blackdog** · 25th November 2011, 21:45

Originally Posted by tigertim20

ahhh, the ol' "the older I get, the better I was" philosophy eh?

It wasn't original the first time.

**ellipsis** · 25th November 2011, 21:49

Originally Posted by tigertim20

ahhh, the ol' "the older I get, the better I was" philosophy eh?

..the more times you wake up means the more things you can learn...realised some while ago that coming to grips with all the certainties in life, that were the gospel truth, unwavering constants, are just a figment of your conscious endeavours to seek the truth....and the truth is different for every man jack of us, perambulating on this rock we call home...thats why we all need a pointy stick to keep away all those others that also know the absolute truth...therefore in my little world of absolute knowledge of ones doubt, a pointy stick is far more important than someone else's barbed wit or sharp ideas...