Limericks

**Tigadee** · 27th November 2011, 22:39

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
What is a sweater
Without a bust
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Ashes to Ashes
Dust to dust
If it weren't for pussy
My dick would rust
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Feel free to add on your limerick...

**FJRider** · 27th November 2011, 22:44

There was a young man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, wiping spunk from his chin.
If my nose was a cunt I could fuck it.

**mashman** · 27th November 2011, 22:47

Roses are freddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for the Catholics
We'd all be Jewish

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm felling quite horny
Do you fancy a screw

Roses are red
Violets are blue
STD's are contagious
So watch who you do

**blackdog** · 27th November 2011, 23:56

The roses have wilted
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head.

They aint limericks dumbass.

**blackdog** · 28th November 2011, 00:09

Neither is this but it's funnier than everything else in this thread so far.

**MSTRS:Me** · 28th November 2011, 08:05

Originally Posted by blackdog

They aint limericks dumbass.

No, they aren't. Limericks are 5 lines, 1+2 rhyme, 3+4 rhyme, and 5 rhymes with 1/2. Thusly...

There was a young man from Bombay
Who molded a cunt out of clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay into brick
And wore all his foreskin away

There was a young man from Nantucket
Who stuck his prick into a bucket
But he found it too loose
Even worse than his goose
So he was forced to bend over and suck it

**BuzzardNZ** · 28th November 2011, 09:24

When I first set eyes on the SV,
I thought god damn, that's the bike for me!
However I found the suspension so weak.
Made confident riders meek.
Seems good things from Suzuki just ain't meant to be

**Stirts** · 28th November 2011, 11:43

There was a young lady from Leith,
Who would circumcise men with her teeth,
It wasn't for fame, Or love of the game
But to get at the cheese underneath.

There was a young lassie from Morton,
who had one long tit and one short 'en,
on top of all that, a great hairy twat,
and a fart like a six fifty Norton.

**jim.cox** · 28th November 2011, 12:29

There was a young lady of Nottingham
Whose manners she'd wholy forgotten 'em
While at tea at the vicar's
She took off her knickers
Complaining she felt far too hot in 'em

**mashman** · 28th November 2011, 12:57

taaaaaake two

I think that KB is fantastic
Where some think they're being sarcastic
Most of them know it
And most of them show it
Where really they're just tards and spastics

**MSTRS:Me** · 28th November 2011, 13:17

Mashman Mashman ye rotten bastard
Afore ye wrote, ye shoulda ask'd
All of KB, both girls and men
Instead of insults from yer pen
A bit o' nice woulda flabbergasted (and got you more green

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