Limericks

[kevfromcoro]

A young man that lived in a cave.
Dug up a dead whore from her grave.
He said I know it's not right.
But I've been at her all night.
And think of the money I've saved ...

There was a young man called Dave
Who found a dead whore in a cave.
Isnt it disgusting
She only needs dusting
And think of the money ill save

[Usarka]

There was a man from Kriskit
Who said you should briskly whisk it
He whisked his poo
And some of that goo
And said this tastes like Arse Biscuit

[mashman]

There were two men that lived on a junk
Big John slept in the top bunk
Wee Tam was below
More likely to blow
And cover his mate in his spunk

There was a young woman called Sheila
I wanted much more than to feel her
I got my request
She whipped out her breasts
Turns out she was quite a loud squealer

[Drew]

I met a guy from Nantukit (sp) once, he hadn't done any of the funny shit I'd heard about!

[unstuck]

[mashman]

There was a man named the Pope
Who it seems is a bit of a dope
Excusing child rape
For the churches sake
Should see him at the end of a rope

[mashman]

There once was a human society
That started to get slightly rioty
The people were stressed
Over auserity and duress
Yet they sat there all nice and quiety

[MSTRS:Me]

There once was a human society
Where a few got slightly rioty
The people were stressed
Over austerity and duress
Yet most just sat there nice and quiety

'Fixed' that for ya. But a great effort...

[mashman]

'Fixed' that for ya. But a great effort...

I still prefer "Started" . I knew there was a "just" required in the last line, I just couldn't figure how to fit it in ...

[MSTRS:Me]

But but but...
Society is all of us, and only a few ever rail against the bullshit foisted on us all.
And how long ago was 'started' supposed to refer to? Didn't Plato have something to say about the youth in his era?

[mashman]

But but but...
Society is all of us, and only a few ever rail against the bullshit foisted on us all.
And how long ago was 'started' supposed to refer to? Didn't Plato have something to say about the youth in his era?

b b b but I wrote it, it's my context... waaaaaaaaaaaahhh I want my ball back

hmmmm, That recently got slightly rioty?

[george formby]

There was an old woman from Ealing
who had a most peculiar feeling
she lay on her back
to open her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling



There was young man from quashum
who took out his balls to washum
his wife said "jack
if you don't put them back
I'll stand on the buggers & squashum"

[Maha]

When it comes to Limericks, why are the people spoken about, either old or young?
Does middle aged not fit?

[Virago]

When it comes to Limericks, why are the people spoken about, either old or young?
Does middle aged not fit?

A middle-aged man named Mark,
Would only make love in the dark.
When we ask why
He said with a sigh,
That braille was the best way to fark.

[george formby]

Hey diddle diddle the cat had a piddle
all over the kitchen floor
the little dog laughed
to see such fun
so the cat did a little bit more.