Lil' johnny goes to his dad and asks, " what is politics?" Dad says, " Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me the Capitalism. Mommy is the administer of the money, so we'll call her the Governmant. We're here to take care of your needs so we'll call you the People. The nanny, well consider her the Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his dipers are very soiled. So the little boy goes into his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, i think i understand waht politics is now."
"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalisim is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
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