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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    Shit I need to grow up. Maybe next week.
    NOOOOOO don't do that, its boring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff

    Shit I need to grow up. Maybe next week.
    Hell, don't worry about doing THAT!!, I haven't - not now, not next week.
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    aaaaaa - eeeee - oooooooo - I can't contain myself, I think I'm going to explode, ha ha ha ha ha ha, "pussy sack!!!", ohhhh my sides are killing me. Heeeeelp.








    Shit I need to grow up. Maybe next week.
    Get hard man!

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    Take it from me - I've got 2 pussies so I know about these things - anything you give them specifically for their amusement will be spurned. The more expensive it is the more likely it will be ignored, but even those giveaways will get the cold shoulder. Pussies like to show you who's boss.
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    Everyone who has a pussy needs to post pics as proof, Not U Sixpackback wit the shaved pussy

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    Pick me, pick me.......we are all thinking it folks, images that come to mind......and its got nothing to do with cat
    My image........giant fanny lips that need to be contained with a sack, fuck's sake how do ride a bike, do you get stuck to the tank, do you pratice fanny farting to break the suction.......i could go on endlessley.....hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixpackback
    Pick me, pick me.......we are all thinking it folks, images that come to mind......and its got nothing to do with cat
    My image........giant fanny lips that need to be contained with a sack, fuck's sake how do ride a bike, do you get stuck to the tank, do you pratice fanny farting to break the suction.......i could go on endlessley.....hehe
    hehehehe , what a funny thought... Id like to see it... you'd need to watch the wind dont catch them (air breaks) puff the magic pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by wayne kohi
    hehehehe , what a funny thought... Id like to see it... you'd need to watch the wind dont catch them (air breaks) puff the magic pussy
    Shit i never thought of the wind.....maybe she's got to tape them to the tank, in case she gets blown off, or worse turned inside out.....any reverbaration and she's beaten to death by her own giant fanny flaps, sex would be awesome.....wrap them around your shoulders , electric blanket styles
    Shit i want to meet this chick....bet she's clumsy ...trip's over her flaps a lot
    STOP ME PLEASE lmfucken lao...cryin' now

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixpackback
    Shit i never thought of the wind.....maybe she's got to tape them to the tank, in case she gets blown off, or worse turned inside out.....any reverbaration and she's beaten to death by her own giant fanny flaps, sex would be awesome.....wrap them around your shoulders , electric blanket styles
    Shit i want to meet this chick....bet she's clumsy ...trip's over her flaps a lot
    STOP ME PLEASE lmfucken lao...cryin' now
    STOP!!!!!!!! hail SPB...

    disclaimer: I Wayne have nothing what so ever to do with and have never willingly contributed to any obscene degrading of any women, men(? ) or pussy. note: SPB made me

    You would get REP... but I got to spread it around

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    Quote Originally Posted by wayne kohi
    STOP!!!!!!!! hail SPB...

    disclaimer: I Wayne have nothing what so ever to do with and have never willingly contributed to any obscene degrading of any women, men(? ) or pussy. note: SPB made me

    You would get REP... but I got to spread it around
    Its not degrading bro' just honest ......the women can't help whistling while she walks........she needs a sack for her pussy, its taking on a life of its own now, stickin' to the tank , trippin her, blowin' her off the back, turnin' her inside out, tiein' her in knots....HELP ME STOP. Bad dreams tonight, bad dreams LOL

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    We have three pussy's and I've got a sack, but there's no fricken way I'm putting one of the cats in it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LB
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    Oh no. She asked THE question...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Oh no. She asked THE question...
    Can i answer that one........procedure is as follows.......stand in front of mirror....pull panties in upward direction.......dada, camels toe [ note; you may need to tuck a whole lotta extra in for an accurate effect]

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixpackback
    Can i answer that one........procedure is as follows.......stand in front of mirror....pull panties in upward direction.......dada, camels toe [ note; you may need to tuck a whole lotta extra in for an accurate effect]
    We need pictures of those camels toes too...

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    Quote Originally Posted by wayne kohi
    Everyone who has a pussy needs to post pics as proof, Not U Sixpackback wit the shaved pussy
    Meow, click, click.....

    Work safe - unless you've got a perverted mind.
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