
Originally Posted by
Riff Raff
As long as it isn't preceded by Clang boinng clang ding noises and accompanied by the following accessories: loofah, pumice stone, soap, soap for when the first soap gets lost, ladle for fishing spiders out, waterlogged rubber duck with the prolapsed squeaker, bunion chisel, scrubbing brush on a stick for assorted crevices, banjo, the thing with the pipes and spiggots that no-one ever really knew the purpose of, and a bottle of Klatchian Nights bath essence, one drop of which could crinkle paint!
The goat hasn't been the same since.
Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. And don't start a sentence with a conjugation. (William Safire)
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