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    Did it need to be said?

    My cats a slut. She's up the duff, and doesnt know who the daddy is. Go figure.
    So I was looking for info on how to tell when she is going to pop, I dont want to miss the signs and have her drop a litter on the bed in the middle of the night etc etc.

    So reading about the signs, and i came across this:

    Cats that are about to go into labor will usually lick their abdomen and vagina persistently. There is often a discharge that precedes birthing, but the mother will lick it away as rapidly as it appears. Her cervix will be dilating but no outward signs accompany this. Do not attempt to poke your finger in her.
    Ummmm

    WTF? - It makes you wonder what happened for the author to feel this needs to be spelled out. I can imagibe the conversation...

    The FUCK are you doing?
    -short silence-
    Im seeing if shes about to birth.
    -awkward silence-
    ooo.....kay.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by tigertim20 View Post
    Cats that are about to go into labor will usually lick their abdomen and vagina persistently. There is often a discharge that precedes birthing, but the mother will lick it away as rapidly as it appears. Her cervix will be dilating but no outward signs accompany this. Do not attempt to poke your finger in her.
    My wife was much the same.









    Poor cat never got over it. Boom Boom.

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    A young fella in mataura got charged for something very similar earlier this year, but he wasnt using his finger.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    why dont you just ask christina??
    since we are actually breeding cats and have had previous
    experience with 2x litters and 1x we adopted kittens for daisy to raise
    also tamryn has done heaps or vet nursing experience

    and alister newbold is a fully qualified veterinarian
    plenty of ppl to ask

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    Quote Originally Posted by tigertim20 View Post
    My cats a slut. She's up the duff, and doesnt know who the daddy is. Go figure.
    So I was looking for info on how to tell when she is going to pop, I dont want to miss the signs and have her drop a litter on the bed in the middle of the night etc etc.



    why dont you just ask christina??
    since we are actually breeding cats and have had previous
    experience with 2x litters and 1x we adopted kittens for daisy to raise
    also tamryn has done heaps or vet nursing experience

    and alister newbold is a fully qualified veterinarian
    plenty of ppl to ask

    plastic fabricator/welder here if you need a hand ! will work for beer/bourbon/booze

    come ride the southern roads www.southernrider.co.nz

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    Quote Originally Posted by hayd3n View Post
    why dont you just ask christina??
    since we are actually breeding cats and have had previous
    experience with 2x litters and 1x we adopted kittens for daisy to raise
    also tamryn has done heaps or vet nursing experience

    and alister newbold is a fully qualified veterinarian
    plenty of ppl to ask
    laptop was closer than phone!

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    I loves me some pussy.

    What would possess you to finger your cat during birth? Maybe if you're trying to push the kittens back in? Or if the cat sat on your thimble? The mind boggles.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    What would possess you to finger your cat during birth?
    You saying it is ok at other times then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    I loves me some pussy.

    What would possess you to finger your cat during birth? Maybe if you're trying to push the kittens back in? Or if the cat sat on your thimble? The mind boggles.
    Similar questions were raised after your birth..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    I loves me some pussy.

    What would possess you to finger your cat during birth? Maybe if you're trying to push the kittens back in? Or if the cat sat on your thimble? The mind boggles.
    You could ask these people http://www.zoobb.com/forum.php?sid=8...8c68a03fd3ba4a or http://www.beastforum.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    You saying it is ok at other times then?
    Well... uh... How's the weather over your way today?

    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake View Post
    Similar questions were raised after your birth..
    I have no reply....that's epic!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I dont even want to guess as to the content of the rest of your favourites list . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by tigertim20 View Post
    I dont even want to guess as to the content of the rest of your favourites list . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Unfckenbelievable. There really are some sick puppies around.
    I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodman View Post
    Unfckenbelievable. There really are some sick puppies around.
    Just wait till you see the full version of "Hungry Bitches"...

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