That was a moderately amusing 8 minutes

[The Singing Chef]

Hopefully they ring again, it's nearly as good a sport as baiting on omegle.com. Next time I might try to bring religion in to it.

You filthy minge, here goes hours of my time to piss people off. Thanks

[The Singing Chef]

You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
Stranger: asl
You: 99 in-between and antarctica
Stranger: really
You: yep, wbu?
Stranger: 23m
Stranger: usa
Stranger: wats ur name
You: Is it warm at the moment? It is bloody cold down here!
You: Jas
Stranger: hell nah
Stranger: Im in illiinois
Stranger: its cold as fuck
Stranger: but I bet its colder there
You: can't be colder than here! I think my nipples are frozen :-/
Stranger: can they cut thru glass?
Stranger: thats the real test if theyre frozen
You: Haven't tried to be hones
You: honest
Stranger: oh, well maybe u should
Stranger: so do u have a polar bear as a pet?
Stranger: or at least a pinguin?
You: could start up a new job as a glass cutter
Stranger: why?
You: we have a few polar bears, they are getting ready to be eaten soon though.
Stranger: isnt it mostly igloos over there?
You: cause shovelling ice is boring as
Stranger: or have they architectured new igloos with windows?
You: Yea, lots of ice, a bit more ice and a small snow patch.
Stranger: why shovel ice in antartica?
You: To make room for more igloos
Stranger: isnt there snow everywhere?
Stranger: but isnt there still gnna be snow on the bottom?
Stranger: are you sure u live in antartica?
You: Yea but it gets as away from the wind
You: And yea why wouldn't i?
Stranger: idk, jst asking
Stranger: do u ever leave there?
You: Only once as a kid, other than that no. what about you?
Stranger: Ive never been there
Stranger: and u said ur 99?
You: It was a long time ago!
Stranger: thats a long ass time not leaving there
You: Yea you get used to it though, it's peacefull
Stranger: wait, wat da fuck is a 99 year old doing on omegle?
Stranger: u seem to type pretty fast for an old person
You: You do not know boring it is down here, and you get fast when there is nothing else to do, im still young for my age down here, there are people that are 160
Stranger: fuck!!!!
Stranger: u know, I have heard that the cold preserves the body
Stranger: it makes sense actually
You: Yea it is really goof for you
Stranger: dats why we put meat in the fridge
You: It slows down our blood pressure which stops us aging so fast
Stranger: damn
Stranger: but that comes with a price
Stranger: cuz its fckn boring over there
You: Yea, but we have lots of sex to keep ourselves occupied, there isn't much else to do.
Stranger: hmmmmmm
Stranger: well dats not bad at all
You: Na, usually there is between 20 - 30 of us
You: it's a big igloo
Stranger: holy sh*t
You: yea!
You: So what do you do?
You: I'm off to have sex now, might see you later
You have disconnected.

[ducatilover]

You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
Stranger: asl
You: 99 in-between and antarctica
Stranger: really
You: yep, wbu?
Stranger: 23m
Stranger: usa
Stranger: wats ur name
You: Is it warm at the moment? It is bloody cold down here!
You: Jas
Stranger: hell nah
Stranger: Im in illiinois
Stranger: its cold as fuck
Stranger: but I bet its colder there
You: can't be colder than here! I think my nipples are frozen :-/
Stranger: can they cut thru glass?
Stranger: thats the real test if theyre frozen
You: Haven't tried to be hones
You: honest
Stranger: oh, well maybe u should
Stranger: so do u have a polar bear as a pet?
Stranger: or at least a pinguin?
You: could start up a new job as a glass cutter
Stranger: why?
You: we have a few polar bears, they are getting ready to be eaten soon though.
Stranger: isnt it mostly igloos over there?
You: cause shovelling ice is boring as
Stranger: or have they architectured new igloos with windows?
You: Yea, lots of ice, a bit more ice and a small snow patch.
Stranger: why shovel ice in antartica?
You: To make room for more igloos
Stranger: isnt there snow everywhere?
Stranger: but isnt there still gnna be snow on the bottom?
Stranger: are you sure u live in antartica?
You: Yea but it gets as away from the wind
You: And yea why wouldn't i?
Stranger: idk, jst asking
Stranger: do u ever leave there?
You: Only once as a kid, other than that no. what about you?
Stranger: Ive never been there
Stranger: and u said ur 99?
You: It was a long time ago!
Stranger: thats a long ass time not leaving there
You: Yea you get used to it though, it's peacefull
Stranger: wait, wat da fuck is a 99 year old doing on omegle?
Stranger: u seem to type pretty fast for an old person
You: You do not know boring it is down here, and you get fast when there is nothing else to do, im still young for my age down here, there are people that are 160
Stranger: fuck!!!!
Stranger: u know, I have heard that the cold preserves the body
Stranger: it makes sense actually
You: Yea it is really goof for you
Stranger: dats why we put meat in the fridge
You: It slows down our blood pressure which stops us aging so fast
Stranger: damn
Stranger: but that comes with a price
Stranger: cuz its fckn boring over there
You: Yea, but we have lots of sex to keep ourselves occupied, there isn't much else to do.
Stranger: hmmmmmm
Stranger: well dats not bad at all
You: Na, usually there is between 20 - 30 of us
You: it's a big igloo
Stranger: holy sh*t
You: yea!
You: So what do you do?
You: I'm off to have sex now, might see you later
You have disconnected.

BLINGED! Best thing I've read this week by far

[The Singing Chef]

BLINGED! Best thing I've read this week by far

Haha yea I still can't believe how stupid he was!

Made my day that's for sure!

[ducatilover]

Haha yea I still can't believe how stupid he was!

Made my day that's for sure!

I thought you were a bit younger than 99 though

[The Singing Chef]

I thought you were a bit younger than 99 though

They say that you are only as young as the girls you feel.

[ducatilover]

They say that you are only as young as the girls you feel.

I'm pretty young then....

Woah, wait....

[The Singing Chef]

I'm pretty young then....

Woah, wait....

Sorry what was that?

[ducatilover]

Sorry what was that?

Nothing, just put the jug on. It's all white noise.

[The Singing Chef]

Nothing, just put the jug on. It's all white noise.

Oh my bad, as you were. I'm gunna shovel some snow now...

[jrandom]

If these guys ever ring me, I'd be interested in a genuine conversation about where they are in the world and what sort of circumstances have led them to these activities. Probably be quite eye-opening.

[Grumph]

I'd be more interested in what circumstances would STOP them ringing me - and just how I can bring this about quickly.

[pzkpfw]

There's a phrase I picked up from one of my Wife's movies:

(In English words that sound a bit like the Hindi): "Harm Sub Chore Hey".

(With the "R" of "Chore" sort of rolled a bit).

Means "We are all criminals here".

Might try that next time.

Maybe even just collate a list of Bollywood movie titles and use nothing but them in the "conversation".

[mashman]

There's a phrase I picked up from one of my Wife's movies:

(In English words that sound a bit like the Hindi): "Harm Sub Chore Hey".

(With the "R" of "Chore" sort of rolled a bit).

Means "We are all criminals here".

Might try that next time.

Maybe even just collate a list of Bollywood movie titles and use nothing but them in the "conversation".

me likey where that is going