Fucking new cell phone

[Flip]

Work got me a new fucking cell phone and all I can say is how the hell does it work?. Fucking Sucksung Galaxy S2. I am thinking about shashing the thing with my biggest ball pein hammer. No manual, I dont have a know it all teenager at home anymore to show me how to use it and its sooooooooo bloddy enormous I refuse to carry it without a man bag. Whats android?

Had a blackbery for the last 5 years and it did everything I could ever want. All I want is a phone, txt and email.

[Headbanger]

I thought this was going to be a kinky thread.

I just assumed it was some fancy new app.







Now Im thinking.

A pulsating engorged vagina, that throbs when you rub your cock on the touch screen.

could have some sound effects, a bit of vibration.



Oh yeah, fuck that phone, Fuck it hard, fuck it fast.

[Flip]

No just a new bit of technology I don't have the time or interest to learn how to use.

[Sable]

Haha shame you're afraid of new things

[superman]

Work got me a new fucking cell phone and all I can say is how the hell does it work?. Fucking Sucksung Galaxy S2. I am thinking about shashing the thing with my biggest ball pein hammer. No manual, I dont have a know it all teenager at home anymore to show me how to use it and its sooooooooo bloddy enormous I refuse to carry it without a man bag. Whats android?

Had a blackbery for the last 5 years and it did everything I could ever want. All I want is a phone, txt and email.

Coolest phone ever, my father bought one! Gimme gimme!

BTW... the manual is on the phone.

[yungatart]

I've just got me one of them smart phone thingies...lucky for me, I have a 20 year old in the house. He's also very patient with his mummy and tries not to teach me too much at once.

[hellokitty]

Isn't that the whole point of having teenagers? They set up your ipod, phone, laptop, whatever for you

[SpankMe]

Bloody brilliant smart phone. Brought one myself recently. Use it as sat nav, dash cam, stream music via bluetooth to the car stereo, browsing the net, online banking, thai translation, camera, messaging, gaming ( just got GTA III ), storing porn, storing docs to share on home network, streaming vids to TV via DLNA, identifying planets & constellations, tracking the missus, identifying music I don't know, etc, etc.

Two accessories worth getting are:

Samsung Galaxy S2 Vehicle Dock. You can set cell to auto start dash cam, sat nav, music streaming, etc when you put it in the dock.

Samsung Extended Battery Kit. Adds fuck all to the size. Actually makes it feel more solid and balanced to hold, plus extra batt life.

[scumdog]

No just a new bit of technology I don't have the time or interest to learn how to use.

Sums up my act regarding a cell-phone.
Can I send/receive texts with it? - Yes
Can I phone people/receive calls from the m with it? Yes.

Any other feature is a freakin' waste of time, a bit like giving Steven Hawkings a pair of ice-skate...

[Ender EnZed]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=samsung+galaxy+...ide+manual&l=1

[Usarka]

BTW... the manual is on the phone.

So how do you read the manual if you don't know how to use the phone.

Before you scoff you young whippersnapper, there are a lot of people around who remember when black and white tv's were a novelty and mobile phones have been around for only a fraction of their lives. Phone? I'll give you phone. Woody woody woody!

[Edbear]

So how do you read the manual if you don't know how to use the phone.

Before you scoff you young whippersnapper, there are a lot of people around who remember when black and white tv's were a novelty and mobile phones have been around for only a fraction of their lives. Phone? I'll give you phone. Woody woody woody!

First phone I used was a wooden one...

[Bikemad]

ummmmm..........http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...post1130217934

[SMOKEU]

You shouldn't need to use the manual, Android is pretty much self explanatory. Just touch the icon for the item you want to open, and push the back button if you want to go back. Couldn't be simpler.

[Usarka]

You shouldn't need to use the manual, Android is pretty much self explanatory. Just touch the icon for the item you want to open, and push the back button if you want to go back. Couldn't be simpler.

Flying a plane is simple too for people that know how to do it, do you think you could just jump in a plane and fly it?