Just imagine....If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Air New Zealand one
year ago - you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in the AMI one year ago
- you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Canterbury Finance one year ago
- you would have $0.00 today.
But……………..., if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the aluminium cans for a recycling refund - you
would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and
recycle - it is called the 401-Keg Plan.
A recent study found that the average Kiwi walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Kiwi’s drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a
year.
That means that, on average, Kiwi’s get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you damned proud to be a Kiwi, doesn’t it !!.
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