Who's the guy on NW Motorway (Auckland)

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the dead can't wave back...

spooky.
maybe my recognition will release his soul from an eternity of drinking.....

or hopefully put me in his place. mmmm drinking eternity. you could never OD

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LOOOOOOOL!!!!!
ahahhahahaha ahhhaha. pant pant ahahahahabahhahahahahaaha
im fucking laughed so hard I nearly came off!
I saw him! he was dancing! looked a bit like MR T!

Oh him - that's Ernie.

I officially dub thee.
Ernie

still laughing my arse off

[ManDownUnder]

LOOOOOOOL!!!!!
ahahhahahaha ahhhaha. pant pant ahahahahabahhahahahahaaha
im fucking laughed so hard I nearly came off!
I saw him! he was dancing! looked a bit like MR T!



I officially dub thee.
Ernie

still laughing my arse off

He wasn't there when I came past this moring, but he is very real (unlike the hijacking little swine BJ is ... well ok - I've been known to hijack a thread every now and then too...)

Anyhoo - he was dancing this morning? Wouldn't surprise me. He seems a nice enough guy - quite often looking out at traffic or just cruisin'...

MDU

[ManDownUnder]

HA - now we've got a mascot - Ernie...


but would he be NorthWestern Ernie, or Spaghetti Junction Ernie?

[Motu]

It's not any of my brother's in law,they don't live there anymore.They lived on the road at the top of the bank - one of them used to do some gardening in the road side planting.One day he was watering his plants when a voice behind him said - ''We were wondering who's those were''

My father lived in Newton Gully in the 40s - chased the fire engine to his own house one day,his mother and sisters standing on the curb with all they could save in their hands.

I miss King st,going from New North to Old North was a bit of fun.I crossed Newton Gully once when they were making the motorway too.

[_Gina_]

Bit early for me though... a beer at 7:00am isn't really my style...

I'm more the 10:00am type myself.

Come on now, there it's never too early to have a beer



I LOVE BEER!!

But Single Malt Whiskey.......that's definitely an after 10am drink!!

[ManDownUnder]

Come on now, there it's never too early to have a beer



I LOVE BEER!!

But Single Malt Whiskey.......that's definitely an after 10am drink!!

You're a westie huh...

[_Gina_]

Has anyone seen the woman? who walks around the Panmure area carrying a bag of solvents to inhale? You can't miss her, she is the one with the BRIGHT PINK DAZZLE ALL OVER HER FACE!!

It is ultimately very repulsive, (she was seen squatting down on the pavement one day to have a piss...) but everytime I see her I want to call some agency to help her out or something... The local 'boys' abuse her and stuff, but she is in her own little Hallucinogenic world.....I suppose she is happy??

Hmmm

[_Gina_]

You're a westie huh...

HAHA

That's South West of Auckland thank you....

[Pixie]

As you get on your bike.... an old bugger waits...
As you ride to work... an old bugger waits...
As you approach Newton rd off ramp.... an old bugger waits...
etc.

[ManDownUnder]

As you get on your bike.... an old bugger waits...
As you ride to work... an old bugger waits...
As you approach Newton rd off ramp.... an old bugger waits...
etc.

Yeah but I'd guess he's 35 or 40 (if that's not old...)

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and then there is a older lady who walks or should I say stagger along K' Rd with her brown paper bag (with the bottle inside it).... with an occassional upchuck as she goes.


There is another older lady who walks along Ponsonby Rd during the day and early evening...

Tis quite sad really, but then some do choose this lifestyle for what ever reason.

I have never seen the bloke near Newton Road off ramp..
and I go up that off ramp heaps... so I shall look out for 'Ernie'.

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Yeah but I'd guess he's 35 or 40 (if that's not old...)

yeah Id call him 35-40
I think at least minor mental illness, I was dissapointed I didnt have time to tot and wave when I saw him.

I want Ernie to have my babies.

I might take a cam on my way to work tomorow (hopefully its awesome like today) and pull over and get a quick bit of footage on the way in.... or acutally. no Ill do that after my restricted. woulnt want to get licensed.

god hes awesome. I want to build churches for him

[ManDownUnder]

and then there is a older lady who walks or should I say stagger along K' Rd with her brown paper bag (with the bottle inside it).... with an occassional upchuck as she goes.


There is another older lady who walks along Ponsonby Rd during the day and early evening...

Tis quite sad really, but then some do choose this lifestyle for what ever reason.

I have never seen the bloke near Newton Road off ramp..
and I go up that off ramp heaps... so I shall look out for 'Ernie'.

Yeah I know the ones you mean (well the old lady on K' Rd, but Ernie's a bit well dressed and the way he presents himself would suggest he's not living under bridges or anything.

Mind you - I have been wrong before (twice actually...)
MDU

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I have now officially founded the church of Ernie.
as Ernies prophet it is my role to educate you heathens. I posted in RR but here it is as well

I herby found the Church Of Ernie.

compared to all the other religions, Ernism is ther best. here is only some of the reasons.

*Christianity is 2000 years old. pah! want a new model religion with all the new features!?
*Ernism actually encourages drinking
*Church is anytime your on a bike
*Everyone is so happy! I mean the god of Ernism (Ernie on the NW) actually DANCES to traffic!
*drinking at 8am is A-OK!
*the biker gods, actually work FOR Ernie
*only 1 box of Lion Red to become an elitist diciple that casts 'holier-than-thou' looks at all the rest of the Ernieists
*none of those silly outdated rules like sex out of marraige or not coveting thy neighboors wife
*as an active follower of Ernism, you will never crash your bike or be crashed into. an Ernie-Auro will surround you with a glorious light (brightness of light actually depends on quantity of lion red boxs purchased for Ernie) while you ride protecting you from small children, cow shit, gravel, rain, sleet, snow, nieghbours pets, more small children, the need to brush your teeth, bumps, flats, running out of petrol or oil, bugs on your gear, primary school children, kindergarten children, preschool childen, that kid who lives down the road with a bung eye, failed relationships, STD's, death, suicide, slow bandwidth, bad breath, foot odor, pink-eye, gonorea, AIDS, all kinds of blood diseases, baldness (also reverses btw zadok), impotentnes, pretty much ageing in general, bad test scores, running out of money, getting to the water cooler only to find its empty, nercrophiliac gay dinosaurs, necrophilliac straight dinosaurs, George Foreman, Mark Ellis and Matthew Ridge, Suzy Cato, Paul Holmes and his Midgety underlings, Cancer, hippo attacks, Nigerian Scam Artists, Hangovers, Bad Hair days, Photocopier explosions, microwaves making you impotent, grass stains, bad tasting spleen, and finally, for some reason, camel spiders.

Anyone who wants to become an Erniest like me, just send me $100 with your box of lion red to my address and I will send you your Erniest Hat and Sandals, official Ernism gold neck chain* and gift certificate at the baby factory for $8.76



DONT DELAY! Get life satisfaction TODAY

(*disclaimer: gold chain is not affiliated in any way with MR-T's chain or chains in fact we have never heard of MR-T. Who is MR-T)